MAFSUK thread 6 - The land of the wet and sticky looking. Où est JJ? They seek him here. They seek him there. Wherever has he been? Ella is sporting a new merkin and a new bald bloke is on the settee looking pink and smug. Grab yer skull buttons…

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

You are in for a bumpy ride on the plane the plane

PS top title @SheldonesqueTheBstard

Just catching up on last night's ep.

Can't be bothered with the diva. How annoying.

Ella is so selfish and self absorbed.

So many narcissists.

I'm stopping watching. It's boring

@sep135

I’m glad that my mn name gives you a happy smile.

I’m also glad your last name isn’t b’stard. 😉

I’d quite like it of course. But then I am Malcolm Tucker with a minge.

You paint quite the picture @JaneJeffer 😂

Definitely!

The new little Mark one is ridiculous!

I was very surprised that Seán found Mark so attractive. I didn't think he'd go for someone so camp. I think he'd be happier with someone to go to the footie with. We'll see.

I think Ella looks awful when she has little or no make up on plus she is too bony.

but Ella isn't a gay man SHE is a transwoman

JJ is a incredibly shallow man....he wants a woman who looks really fake. Lips, boobs, blonde hair and caked on make up. He cannot see beyond that. Personality is pretty much irrelevant.

My physio was telling me yesterday a lot of trans women have problems with penetration and many end up with no sex. It does sound a challenging life.

Sorry went slightly off piste as it were.

He cannot see beyond that
Watch this space

He should go for a blow-up doll!

Wtf that mark! Surely a fashion expert would make sure he had ordered the correct shirt if absolutely nothing else at all. Sean is going to have a queue of admirers stretching to Middlesbrough after this if he's as lovely as he seems.

I get a domineering feel off Mr Harrogate (what's his name?). Anyone else get an inkling? Something about how he has to do everything for everyone and didn't seem to appreciate Adrienne being confident and forward at the photo sesh. I could be very wrong indeed but my impression is that he may be one of those where a lot of people say 'what a great bloke' but with their partner it's all huffing and puffing and seething.

Ella is no 'girl's girl'. Making a public fool of Bianca just for sexual affirmation and so smug and excited about it. JJ obviously is a ratbag. He'd be doing her a big favour being honest. She hasn't got real feelings, is just stuck in a weird limbo wanting this to work not knowing he's blindsided by a set of painfully stretched lips and knockers. At least she's stopped the pestering.

Well, we don't know what JJ asked for ... we know the spiel about a wife/partner, etc. But we don't know what JJ says his sexual orientation is. And it would be bloody ironic if his Victoria's Secret gf was their one and only trans model - but judicious editing meant we didn't find that out until he jumped Ella.

Although I do agree that it's ridiculous that Nathaniel couldn't just say he wanted a bloke who looked like a bloke and not a transwoman with a neovagina. But there is no tactful way to say that. The experts/producers/show runners should never have put him in that position.

And if JJ and Ella are this series' cheating scandal - which they seem to be shaping up to be - then the producers and experts have treated both Bianca and Nathaniel very badly because their 'marriages' had no hope from the beginning.

Well, we don't know what JJ asked for

I can't imagine it was much more than "fit"

@Comedycook I cant imagine anything more than 'fake with a hole of some sort'.

Any hole’s a goal for JJ!

Or Ian as I prefer to call him. Whoever said he looked like Ian Huntley made me see it and I cannot unsee it now.

Thanks for new thread. Just caught up on last night.

Arthur is dropping himself in it yet again it seems like.

JJ, Ella and Bianca love triangle seems so scripted

@Babasghost

The elephant in the room was mentioned in the first thread a lot a bit.