MAFSUK thread 5. Congratulations are the meek, for they shall inherit the universe. Egg fried rice optional. As is intimacy. Grab yer bottles and get ma name oot yer mooth. All cowments appreciated. (Translation services by Sunbird)

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Wire in.

Omg tread carefully with Tasha

Shut up Tash, Jay asked Erica and JJ to say what they think

They did kick a couple for cheating and the party Gobshite. Can’t recall them hoofing a couple off that said they were in love.

Crikey.

WTF is Tasha's problem? Although I can see that Erica is enjoying winding Tash up.

Yeah my thoughts exactly 😢

Why is Bianca feeling threatened? It's not like there is a relationship to salvage?

They said “It’s becoming toxic.”
It is toxic.
Bloody terrible they let them leave together. At the hen do Shona said “I love my husband” before she’d even met him. So she clearly was full-on before she said she falls in love in 20 seconds. The programme needed to separate her from Brad and ensure she has intensive counselling.

I'm worried about what he'll be like with no cameras around.

Tasha’s reaction is OTT Yes, I think it is a bit OTT.

No idea. It is utterly baffling.

Does JJ know Ella is trans?

You’re not here for a bit of fun JJ…

has Anyone got any bleach?

I feel grubby.

Yes she mentioned being trans earlier in the chat

Yes, she said it earlier in this episode

He must have heard it mentioned earlier?

Yup, hallucinogenics. Ella: it's all natural...

I don’t know @Fandangoes

This is what JJ reminds me…one of my kid’s Fugglers

I want a fuggler though….

Ella's lip filler seems to have missed her actual lips and just gone into the skin above!

Yes, Ella said that. But when you look at gis exes, they all have the same look.

Why is everyone choosing JJ????? The man makes my fanny get swallowed bybthe universe.

I would not have expected Erica to go for JJ!

A JJ?

No thank you.

Ella has the bravado of a man

Oh wait