MAFSUK thread 5. Congratulations are the meek, for they shall inherit the universe. Egg fried rice optional. As is intimacy. Grab yer bottles and get ma name oot yer mooth. All cowments appreciated. (Translation services by Sunbird)

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Wire in.

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Really Paul? You don't understand why things changed?

Ooh, Thomas!

Brad is like a snake waiting to strike

Shona Brad having a discussion in private

Just a tv crew watching

Omg Thomas did funny things to me then😂😂

Now I really want to call someone a neolithic simian!!! Might have to pick a fight with DH...

If that was a battle of wits Arthur forgot to stop by the armoury…

The tattooed neck man looks so thick. Like nothing going on in there - Mark Owen voice.

Is Brad gonna love bomb her now?

What the fuck is Brad even waffling on about?

Fuck his teeth are shinier than the stars in the universe.

Omg, Brad is so full of new age awakening shit

I'm crying at Ella trying to smirk/smile at JJ after that little discussion about not getting enough affection (again)....the mush wouldn't budge!

No such word as monotamous Bad. Nice to see you can mangle English as badly as Arabic…

I wonder if he's on any meds?

He looks spaced out

I hate the way he speaks. It is so manipulative and calculated.

I’ve never seen deader eyes on something breathing.

10 bob says Brad will have his own New Age YouTube channel.

Beautiful 😂

He tries to sound all clever and authoritative.
Instead he sounds like a moron.

Quick! Someone pull Brad's head out of his arse!! He's going to suffocate on his own bullshit!

'Come across as controlling' - no, it IS controlling.
Massive highs, massive lows IS NOT LOVE

Nooo, leave it up there! 😂😂

That’s why he’s claustrophobic!