MAFSUK thread 5. Congratulations are the meek, for they shall inherit the universe. Egg fried rice optional. As is intimacy. Grab yer bottles and get ma name oot yer mooth. All cowments appreciated. (Translation services by Sunbird)

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Wire in.

Meet Ivan

How do such awful people like Mark have friends?

Seriously? You want JJ?

Ivan is a sausage dog

What is that phone Ella has??

Has everyone decamped to the other thread? What's with the drug dealer phones?

Ella's dog is the same colour as her face

Just not shiny.

Are those the phones they have to use?!

Guess to stop them using social media?

Nathaniel had a normal phone not a prison phone when he was facetiming his friend

Bianca's voice annoys me. There. I said it. Hate baby voices.

Oh do

Feck Off

J

JJ needs space.

He is going to get a specially made little space shortly.

Another boring episode…

J

Lego hair

Rick and Morty is more believable.

They have space there too…

The worst hair

FGS 😂 why have Cosmo not said that it is a ruddy dog?

Thanks though, explains a lot!!

No dinner party tomorrow?

Prepare to move

Now they start giving us full weeks, when there’s suddenly 397 people in the ‘experiment’…

Because they are trying to be all cool