MAFSUK thread 5. Congratulations are the meek, for they shall inherit the universe. Egg fried rice optional. As is intimacy. Grab yer bottles and get ma name oot yer mooth. All cowments appreciated. (Translation services by Sunbird)

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Wire in.

Checking in

Checking in for when I catch up tomorrow!

Phew, found you!
Can't watch this shite without the company!

Sorry. Made a brew and we were all full up. 🤣

👌🏻👋

Should this be thread 5?

Thread 5 innit?

I thought I was going to have to start my first thread :)

Anyone know the venue with the spa?

Bollocks. Will ask MNHQ to edit. 🤡

Does it matter really? It's not like we can add to the old 4

Hopefully Broadmoor.

Tasha's face

What is her beef?

Really ignorant and childish to think that love = rollercoaster ride

Is Ella incapable of putting those tits away even once? Will they fall off if covered up?

I'm on catch up as usual...should be ok after a week and a brew...I also of course whizzed through the recap and precap...why do they have to do that? There must be more bloody content in there ffs.

Tasha totally has the Chanita face....say it with your face 😂

Claustrophobic, they are. They have their own MH issues

They maybe grow more in the sun.

The bastard things grow out of her clothes a little bit more every episode….

Just now Laura and Bianca were in a London roof bar

Now they're all at a spa hotel

I think it's champneys Tring but can't be sure, plus where is everyone else. I'd not be stepping aside for the cameras and the staged 'chats'...my flipflops and xxxl bathrobe would be lolloping around all over the place...

Nowt wrong with cheersing birthday sex!

Tasha. Grow up love, behave yourself.

WTF is Tasha's problem?

Blimey, Tasha.

She's jealous