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MAFSUK thread 5. Congratulations are the meek, for they shall inherit the universe. Egg fried rice optional. As is intimacy. Grab yer bottles and get ma name oot yer mooth. All cowments appreciated. (Translation services by Sunbird)

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 12/10/2023 21:15

Wire in.

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SwedishEdith · 12/10/2023 21:51

Fandangoes · 12/10/2023 21:48

Does JJ know Ella is trans?

Yes, I'm wondering that. I also can't imagine anyone fancying JJ.

Italiangreyhound · 12/10/2023 21:51

I wondered when we'd get into swapping territory!

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 12/10/2023 21:51

I am just not seeing the apparent allure of JJ. I think I'd rather kiss any other man in there before him!!

Fandangoes · 12/10/2023 21:51

Me too!

Bluetrews25 · 12/10/2023 21:52

Oh heck that's a bit uncomfortable. Total flirt-fest there, clearly they'll be getting a room later.

A quick google told me if Shona and Brad are still together. Is that a spoiler?

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 12/10/2023 21:52

NegativeCreeep · 12/10/2023 21:49

This is what JJ reminds me…one of my kid’s Fugglers

😂😂

funbags3 · 12/10/2023 21:52

I'd rather kiss steptoe.

redribbonrose · 12/10/2023 21:52

I really don't get the JJ love

Arrhur and Tom way nicer looking

Tasha is hoping for a job as pantomime villain this year

dillite · 12/10/2023 21:52

redribbonrose · 12/10/2023 21:50

Ella has the bravado of a man

Oh wait

And the strength 😂

mysparkleismissing · 12/10/2023 21:52

dillite · 12/10/2023 21:41

IKR? I don't know anyone in my friendship or social circle whose boobs I would feel the need to see or even be touched by when hugging

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Eruggghhh hadn't thought about hugging my friend's naked boob

awaynboilyurheid · 12/10/2023 21:52

funbags3 · 12/10/2023 21:52

I'd rather kiss steptoe.

🤣🤣

Newlittlerescue · 12/10/2023 21:53

Maybe JJ is more attractive in person than on camera? Cause I agree, on the ranking the photographs game he would be my very last!

Villagetoraiseachild · 12/10/2023 21:53

Frankly, I find the Fuggler more attractive....

Fandangoes · 12/10/2023 21:54

And he is sooo confident in his own looks - it’s bizarre. He looks to me like the kid that got bullied at school but he seems to think he is homecoming king!

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 12/10/2023 21:54

Every time I see JJ I think of Ziggy Stardust-" screwed up eyes and screwed down hairstyle"!

Sunbird24 · 12/10/2023 21:54

The Fuggler would look even more like JJ if you tippexed its teeth

TitsInAbsentia · 12/10/2023 21:56

Don't want my head to be turned? It's whizzing round like the bloody kid in the exorcist!

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 12/10/2023 21:56

Just rewound and JJ was there when Ella said they were trans.

He may have been norkstruck and not listening.

Either that or it is like Douglas in the IT crowd and he thought Ella was from Iran.

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ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 12/10/2023 21:56

Is this MAFSUK or Love Island??

Iwishmynamewassheilah · 12/10/2023 21:58

Very very very very good match, apparently

redribbonrose · 12/10/2023 21:58

It's not a competition

🤣

Sunbird24 · 12/10/2023 21:58

Is Tash drunk?

ThePlatypusAlwaysTriumphs · 12/10/2023 21:59

Tash and Erica not going to be a posh fight, this is going to be hair pulling on the pavement outside the club...

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SheldonesqueTheBstard · 12/10/2023 21:59

I’m wondering that Sunbird.

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Itisyourturntowashthebath · 12/10/2023 22:00

Who slipped Tasha a quadruple vodka. She normally comes across as quite normal and nice.

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