MAFSUK thread 5. Congratulations are the meek, for they shall inherit the universe. Egg fried rice optional. As is intimacy. Grab yer bottles and get ma name oot yer mooth. All cowments appreciated. (Translation services by Sunbird)

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Wire in.

At least it would take the shine off them teeth…

I'm happy with monotonous

If that's passion, you can poke it Badley

I’m struggling with the coordinating white outfits. Meant to make them angelic? Pure?

Cult leaders love white

Better idea, you're right!
Maybe THAT'S why his neck is so extended, from sticking his head up his arse!

I feel like I wanna send Ella some proper clothes, I'd not wanna hang around my girlfriends if they wore something like that!
And totally agree with Bradley's teeth! Nearly put my sunnies on!

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I don't blame Tasha for being pissed off. Erica basically came in after 5 days and said if we'd been here 3 weeks we'd have been so in love! She is talking about things that she can't know. Who cares who is the strongest couple but you can't just assume you are!

Plus I don't like that red swim suit!

But i must admit I do like the idea of Ella and JJ having a kiss and Bianca knowing the truth of the situation, it only seems fair. Nathaniel seems nice but he isn't really invested in Ella so he shouldn't be too bothered.

I think Erica does love herself a little bit but we have t seen anything to warrant Tasha’s reaction!

Do the couples deliberately choose matching outfits?

IKR? I don't know anyone in my friendship or social circle whose boobs I would feel the need to see or even be touched by when hugging

Can't believe they are letting Brad off so (w)easily....

Wow, this is a first....asking you to leave.....

Is this the first time they’ve kicked a couple off???

Yes, not happened before.

Surely Shona will not want to meet up outside the experiment, she will surely see it more clearly when away from Brad

They removed what’s-her-face the other year for being aggressive didn’t they?

I agree about Erica, but Tasha’s reaction is OTT.

WTF Shauna? You are dickmatised.

And the experts called 0 of the controlling, manipulative and gaslighting behaviour.

No, they kicked off that aus couple where there was cheating, didn't they? A couple of seasons ago.

So the TV people don't want any part in the shit show that is Brad and Shona

Are they still together on the outside?

I wonder if they now take Shona aside and give her a hard shake?

"Experts" washing their hands of the whole thing. Lame

Why aren’t they telling Brad to stop being a universal cock and tell Shona to know her worth?

Dont want to see you break on the programme (the complaints!!!) but we’ll gladly set you out to be free range so that you can fuck with her head in private.

My Christ.