MAFSUK thread 5. Congratulations are the meek, for they shall inherit the universe. Egg fried rice optional. As is intimacy. Grab yer bottles and get ma name oot yer mooth. All cowments appreciated. (Translation services by Sunbird)

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Wire in.

Ella's gonna swallow a lot of flies on a bike ride if the lips won't close.

Haha that's true . he was probably like "don't waste your time."

Ella's friend wrong. Nathaniel doesnt owe Ella an experience

Most women I’ve known have liked someone who hasn’t liked them back.

I don’t know why Ella thinks they should be any different.

It isn’t a right to have someone like you, pounce on you, find you amazing, want to be on you like skin.

The only folk I’ve met who have thought like that are men.

His girls? I thought they were his mums. How old is this guy?

Oh great. Moorag 3.0 with his orders.

When Ella and Nat were doing intimacy week and he said sit on me and she said “ With clothes on or off?” It said a lot….

The fawning fan girls are giving me the ick.

Omg get a grip

Was thinking the same. Now he’s got the wrong shirt and he’s going to have a tantrum over buttons…

Quick, someone get him some cutted up pear!!

I hate it when they go on about what they ordered

It's not starbucks dude

So I take it we won't see the dinner party tonight?

Haha

Should've washed and ironed that first mate.

God that was cringey. I can just imagine the whole 'ok you're really cross, it's the wrong shirt' directions. None of them are buying it.

Dinner party Wednesdays, commitment ceremony Thursdays Sunday

Lol you don't go to your wedding because you don't have the right shirt?

Run, other man, run
Just don't even get in to this.

Oh ffs the buttons, really

God I can imagine he is actually this much of a drama queen anyway.

Such a diva but doesn't even know that it's cufflinks that he wants to wear and not skull buttons.

What's the drama over a shirt you little twerp!

You're wearing a jacket!

Jeez it’s not the shirt you should be worrying about, get your barnet down the barber’s mate!!

The only people who can get away with that stupid level of drama without looking like an absolute bell end are 3 years old

Roz'z parents are so adorable

He’s clearly projecting because he’s nervous and the stupid school shirt is just the outlet for that