MAFSUK thread 5. Congratulations are the meek, for they shall inherit the universe. Egg fried rice optional. As is intimacy. Grab yer bottles and get ma name oot yer mooth. All cowments appreciated. (Translation services by Sunbird)

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Wire in.

Thomas from last year - “I will be the biggest diva in MAFS history”

This dude - “Hold my Prosecco……”

I wouldn't have let my 3yo behave like that!!

Even they look like dicks

How did the experts think he was stable to be included in the experiment?

Oh I hope the shirt with the right buttons does not turn up. If he can't handle buttons then he shouldn't be allowed to have a relationship.

This programme is so bad properly scraping the barrel with drama this year

I too thought the incoming groom (final couple) looked like the Bond villain. Ironic that I couldn't remember his name, given my user name 🤣

My DD came in when I was watching, having not seen this series, and said "Is that girl's name Erica?" I confirmed it was, and she said "OMG, she used to date ... (DD's ex). She's a right attention seeker all over her socials, so she'll be doing this just for the attention". No surprises there folks.

The fawning fan girls have helped create this, unfortunately.

Oh is that what he's on about!!! I couldn't work it out and tbh it didn't occur to me that he didn't know what cufflinks were called.

Nathaniel is gutted? Really he’s never shown any attraction for Ella he’s looking for excuses to get out and find a man

Has shirtman been on TV before ? Recognise him from somewhere..

I’m so glad Nathaniel has a decent out.

Oh probably, most of them seem to have been on something!

Agreed. He isn't interested and never has been so that was bollox

They do the rounds don't they. Can't wait for this lot to be in celebrity SAS in a couple of years... 😂

😂

True, but at least they are sometimes amusing. Even when they charge you down in Argos with their Peppa Pig umbrella cos you said no to some tat 🤣🤣 ( I sidestepped, she took out a whole display🤣)

Dressed in black - check!

Oh no! He’s wearing BLACK!!! Cue another meltdown from toddler groom…

Runaway seemingly normal bloke.... don't marry the shirt button diva.

Can't control what other people wear

Yes these women are pandering to this bollocks

50/50 a groom would be wearing black!

FFS what a load of shite 🙄

Why the bloody hell is Mark’s family looking at Sean like he is odd looking?