MAFSUK thread 5. Congratulations are the meek, for they shall inherit the universe. Egg fried rice optional. As is intimacy. Grab yer bottles and get ma name oot yer mooth. All cowments appreciated. (Translation services by Sunbird)

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Wire in.

Stop NickNacking now it's terrible 😂

😂

Oh shit not a crap poem as vows. Vom.

I hate rhyming vows.

Now I can see it and so can you. Why can't the "experts"?

Your may kiss your bride

Mark is doing the lip filler licky thing.

This guy is good comedy value

Now fhat Brad has gone, we need a new freak

Oh run. Poor dude this is not going to work!!

He's not gonna say no, wont want to miss out on the air time!

The what now!? 😂

He can't exactly say that he is glad to be the fuck out because he will get lynched. So he has to pretend to be all sad.

It’s reptilian 😭

In fairness kids these days are rather fat

I thought that, he wants a maid/housekeeper not a husband. I don't see that couple lasting long.

Not that size they aren’t

I freely admit to being fairly incompetent on the domestic front, but I’m not bad enough that my mum brings me a weekly food delivery, and I don’t expect anyone else to have to suffer for it, I’ll happily pay a cleaner!

Cream jacket and white shirt? On the man who knows so much about fashion....

@SheldonesqueTheBstard gonna need a new thread very soon!

sorry if this has been discussed already, but I missed that Ella has a son!
Has she said mush about him? How he...er.. came about? Adopted/ fostered/ was Ella the sperm doner? Is she the "mum"?

So many questions but I have googled and cant find anything out

So that's why our prisons are overcrowded. They are full of celeb wankers.

What's his name again, the maniacal gnome? Is he Mark or is that the other one?

Jeeze mate its not legally binding, get on with it

On it Sunbird. 👍🏽

He isn't even looking at him!!!! So vile.