MAFSUK thread 5. Congratulations are the meek, for they shall inherit the universe. Egg fried rice optional. As is intimacy. Grab yer bottles and get ma name oot yer mooth. All cowments appreciated. (Translation services by Sunbird)

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

Wire in.

Eugh no it's not. He's yuck

Maybe shirtman has been modelling kids clothes?
Is he late out looking for more skull buttons?

OMG he’s dressed like Nick Nack! He’s not seen Fantasy Island has he ??

We can’t tell the fucking difference you div!

Look at their faces

If nic nack was my mate, id be telling him suit colour and skull buttons are trivial details and not to sabotage the chance of happiness

Not encouraging the little freak

Are we supposed to be relieved his shirt arrived ? Honestly he’s a nightmare, run!

You're not a bride, hon.

It's really annoying me that he's referring to himself as a bride

Gutted already for this seemingly normal northern guy!

What is NickNack???

There's no way he can fit in kid's clothes

He may he short but he's certainly round

This is…

James bond baddie

Google it

I think he has actual mental health issues

So much teeth

He's got the lower face of the guy that played Maniac cop,

Other groom doesn't seem plastic enough for skullbutton.

Oh noooo NickNack is too funny

He's like Rumplestiltskin. I hope he stamps his foot and goes through the floor

What is with the faux Australian accent?

A Bo Selecta character with a terrible attitude.

Here

Has he a personality disorder?

One is from the NE and knick knack is from Kent/Essex

Not suited

😂 😂 😂 I think I peed myself!