MAFSUK Part3 - Brought to you by yesteryear and Dreamies. When feeling cheap and dirty involved fingers and a virtual stranger as opposed to no fingers and a virtual stranger. Doing my pan in…

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

No fingers …

JJ thinks he is a player?

Whit?

Dominos?

He thinks he is Archie Pluff.

He ain’t.

Another fashion victim haircut. And those teeth......Oh and more ink.....Eyeroll..

Another shit lid

That hair!!

Is it terrible that I just cracked up laughing when he said his ex cheated on him 😂

Bad hair night?

Is that a bowl cut this lads got?

Someone’s been scrubbing his face too hard with the flannel.

His boaby must be like a reshaped lorne sausage.

Greetin. 😂

Oh those roooooots

If he pulled a VS model in LA I bet it was because of the ‘British accent’…

This lassie seems a poppet.

Lobster boy isn’t for her.

Shit lid dated a Victoria’s secretS model apparently, he didn’t even get the name right! I don’t know why he thinks so much of himself, he’s pretty average.

Yeah, or didnt happen

She's like a northern Gaga

Victoria’s Secret?

Aye. I’d have kept that conquest secret.

Bianca seems lovely, poor Bianca.

Bianca seems very sweet.
JJ had better not be a twat. (Though given he thinks he has an ‘image’ I’m not convinced that won’t happen)

Both entrepreneurs with shit hair. It's a match!

Why do I get Gavin (ans Stacey) vibes from him??

It’s a total surprise that models have dated him though eh Paul?

Hard to believe she works in the hair business with that look

The ixperts are bizarrely uncomplimentary about Bianca.

I get Gromio/Grumio from Plebs vibes!

Well Gavin loves himself doesn't he !