MAFSUK Part3 - Brought to you by yesteryear and Dreamies. When feeling cheap and dirty involved fingers and a virtual stranger as opposed to no fingers and a virtual stranger. Doing my pan in…

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

No fingers …

they are interested in putting a thruple in next time
Oh no it gets worse and worse

Shona and Brad were always going to crash and burn. Absolute shitshow (snotshow?)

I feel sorry for Terence. Porscha is just so dramatic.

Don’t know why Rozz stayed. She can’t stand Thomas. Can’t see that is going to go anywhere.

And Peggy. 🙄

If they do that Jane they will not only jump the shark but the pussy and the owl.

And those of us who are fed up of their drama injected mince can nick their pea green boat 🛶

And we can then dance under the light of the moon, carefully avoiding Shona and Brad as they explore each other’s orifices whilst giving thanks to the cosmos.

And have a major row about a runcible spoon

I’ll give you a five pound note for it 😁

And the rest

Trying something.

No puppetry but normal service.

Thomas needs someone else.
Roz needs to not have a test feelz shotty.

Terrence needs help (to escape and to stop the involuntary eyeroll - which I did too).
Porsch needs professional help. And an onion to help with tears. And a bra. And to write leave.

Tasha needs straps for her top.
Paul needs to flush apparently.

Ella needs to stop the fluttery flapping weepiness. And a sleep.
Nathaniel needs not to shut up.

Arthur needs to start being a big boy and to drop the cocky.
Laura needs to embrace the cockney.

Georges needs a basket of pain.
Peg needs looser drawers.

Jay needs to be canny.
Luke needs to stop assessing the situation.

Shona needs brakes.
Brad just needs yoni.

Loved Lara. Thanks so much for mentioning her podcast.

place marking

marking my place!!

‘Tom looks like Nev from Catfish to me. Very handsome, but so shut down emotionally that it is hard to be attracted to him I expect’

he’s nowhere near as handsome as Nev. seems like classic boarding school syndrome with the fear of emotional expression. Poor fella. Would hate to have to be married to him though.

Hope this works but if not...is from Tezza's tikkedy tok....
www.facebook.com/reel/1377091886549606?s=yWDuG2&fs=e

Hahaha. 🥄🥄🥄🥄🥄

(There's no spoilers in the clip if anyone not keen to click)

Aargh! Just remembered there are no episodes on a Friday. I may have to start the new season of Love Is Blind to keep up my quota of trashy relationship tv.

Mainly placemarking but also I can't work Roz out, Thomas is the best looking guy on there and she won't even look at him how on earth the had sex beats me.

Luke looks just like Charlie Brooker to me. That is all.

Brad is definitely the husband who snogged Ella IMO. He started so well but sinking fast for me and now gives me the ick

I think poor posh Thomas was used by Roz for a quicky. I feel sorry for him. I don't know what Georges actually means by he 'squats' on his gaming channel???

Watching Nathaniel, he displays everything he's learnt from being on other shows like Geordie Shore. I don't think he's genuine at all.

Thank you! It's been bugging me .. he's a chubbier version

Thanks for the new thread

Ros is so closed-off. She hasn't explained why she dislikes Thomas. Are her usual types farmers/clubbers/bad boys? Does she prefer blondes? Maybe if the other girls say they like Thomas, she'll suddenly find him desirable. 🤔

Roz is a total headfuck. She seems to absolutely despise Thomas, but then she shags him? And then won't even look at him? What's the matter with her?

This is my guilty pleasure viewing 😉

Thomas has already said his ex abused him for being short. I suspect the height may be one reason why Ros doesn't fancy him, but most of all his very, very awkward manner.

God only knows what his sex face is like 😨

Hard to tell how much of it is editing, but does he ever relax?

Really I'd like ordinary people. Not people with swollen lips and loads of botox or thrushes.