MAFSUK Part3 - Brought to you by yesteryear and Dreamies. When feeling cheap and dirty involved fingers and a virtual stranger as opposed to no fingers and a virtual stranger. Doing my pan in…

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

No fingers …

Jack Grealish is en route

Was literally about to say this 😂

Well that was a pathetic telling off.

Healthy conflict? It's been nothing short of toxic.

More fillers. I can tell you now those two men are nowhere near ready to get married.

Thought the same thing 🤣🤣

No they didn't!

Imagine if Shona had said

Brad you are a walking red flag and so I choose...leave

That second newbie seems to think he's all that. Erm. No.

I'm Scottish, and I always cringe at the Scottish people on these reality shows. I don't know where they find them!

PM's wife knows how to use Rishi and I

Thanks all.

Now I am going to be watching how I say stuff and whether I do say "and me".

I thought the experts warning was good

It's an entertainment show after all

If Shona starts to push back rhen Brad will
Move on to a new prey

Both looking about 12 is a huge hint of that.

We need John from MAFS Australia to replace Paul.

Paul is far too easy on toxic men. He completely let Brad off the hook. Only Mel challenged him.

John is much harsher.
I mean not as harsh as I would be, but he challenges more and will call them out on more stuff.

John has raised his game after series of being too easy and getting flak for that. Mel also.

Yeah the last couple of series he’s been way more challenging. Thats what we want to see!

I mean none of them challenge enough for my liking. They’re all too soft on some of these toxic men.

Maybe they should have guest experts. Invite a few of us here on the show to analyse and give our opinions and advice…….🤣🤣

I can’t wait to watch (work).

I can just about thole errant me and I use. The rise of ‘myself’ though?

Watching on E4+1.

Did Brad just say "namaste"???

He did didn't he.
Like Russell Brand and (edit) every naff yoga teacher

Oh myself is another Irish one Sheldon but we don't use it the way I see people complaining about it on here it's more 'myself and himself went to the pub'

I think E4 should do a grammar programme

Ouch that seems fine! ☺️Everybody and their mam is myselfing at the drop of a hat recently and it just seems all on the wonk.

I need a grammar programme in my life.

Although I’m less eats, shoots leaves and more eats, eats, eats.

Grammar at first sight?

And at the risk of sounding a bit ‘Fast Show’, I got told I was ‘cool’ today.

Which was nice.

Cool

Although I’m less eats, shoots leaves and more eats, eats, eats.
😂