MAFSUK Part3 - Brought to you by yesteryear and Dreamies. When feeling cheap and dirty involved fingers and a virtual stranger as opposed to no fingers and a virtual stranger. Doing my pan in…

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

No fingers …

No dramatics though

Cheers chicken! Thought you might be at work, hope it's not dragging too much 😎

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Did you see the trailer? Brad and Shona’s sex bubble is going to burst soon, I think he calls her immature? Must be the baby voice

Also why would you go on a marriage programme if you want an open marriage and to shag about? Why not just stay single Brad? Or is he wanting his cake and eating it? Maybe it’s wife-swapping? That would be new they could swap partners 🤣

I am really annoyed for Thomas. I know Rozz can't force herself to fancy him but she really wrote him off from the second she saw him. He was been so so hurt in past relationships I just feel like this situation is doing him far more harm than good and can't see how he will recover from this.

I felt really sorry for Thomas - it was so obvious to him when she first saw him that he wasn't what she ordered. No wonder he's been so shut down. As for Porsche - I'm sure the others will find her out before too long. 🌹

Brad likes to pretend he’s all zen but Shona will be too vanilla for him in the sex department. He will say the stars are no longer aligned or some such bollocks as an excuse to shag around. I can see him getting with Ella!

Terence is fucked. He is going to have divine retribution dealt to him in spoon loads

For me....
Both Peggy and Ella look like Mrs Hinch
Laura looks like an older Ekin Su
Shona looks like less hott version of Ellie Goulding
Georges looks like someone I can't decide who yet

Ricky Gervais?

Have to say, Shona and Brad slathering all over one another make me puke. It's not gonna last. NO couple has been on fire that quick, and lasted the distance.

Saying they are IN LOVE! Please......... 🙄

Georges - David Mitchell?

I think she didn't pick up properly on his real sexual interests. I think this is going to involve other women, other man, other anyone really.

I think Georges is reminding me of a past MAFS contestant 🤔

Definitely. He's a sexual deviant if ever I saw one! I don't judge but why come on a show about getting married?

Brad and Ella was a good call, I reckon. I'm hooked now!

I say this every year but it is just so ridiculous the way the ixperts insist a couple just need to work on things when there’s zero physical attraction. In this case Roz and Thomas but in the past there’s been couples where neither fancy the other and still they flog the horse…

porscha’s ‘I’m not sure Terence deserves my forgiveness’ 🤣 forgiveness for what love? Utterly ludicrous.

Shona and Brad are so performative it’s stomach churning. Surely no secure couple needs to be so overly demonstrative in front of everyone? You’re not in love after one week FFS. I’d be very interested to know what Brad’s exes have to say about him…

Ella is obviously massively insecure hence the crudeness and dramatics. It’s a very odd dynamic with Nathaniel and I can’t see it working out.

Yes!

Terence is going to need a long spoon to sup with Porsche the Pickiest Persian on the Block for another week...

The moon will no longer be in his Uranus

What has Ricky done to you to deserve this

Will Shona and Brad's clothes get gradually darker as they fall down to earth? White tonight ; mud brown by this time next week. Until they turn up wearing different colours and both write 'leave'. At which point, Shona might declare her love for Thomas. And Brad can get together with Ros.

Ella

I hope Ella has the sense not to just be a tick on Brad's expedition

Are Paul and Tasha going to end up like Jordan and Chanita? Paul came across as a bit immature this evening, and I wonder whether he will mess it up like Jordan did.

Have to say that I'm positively surprised by Laura. I think she and Arthur might be an interesting couple to watch. Not completely doomed.

I don't know what to say about Roz and Thomas.

Remember Lara from last year? She has a great podcast. She interviewed the sex woman, sorry, can't remember her name at this time of night, who said that they are interested in putting a thruple in next time.