MAFSUK Part3 - Brought to you by yesteryear and Dreamies. When feeling cheap and dirty involved fingers and a virtual stranger as opposed to no fingers and a virtual stranger. Doing my pan in…

[SheldonesqueTheBstard]

No fingers …

So they’re all basically trauma bonded rather than ‘in love’… 🤔

No wonder they're all a bit insane.

So they film each couple for up.to an hour and yet we maybe see 1 minute of their sofa time.

I saw this on Facebook. I don't think that it classes as a spoiler.

I don’t want to but I also find Tasha’s voices and OTT expressions annoying 😔
i also think her hair looked gorgeous before - when they do the clips of her being interviewed on the sofa before the weddings - and wish she’d have it like that again, I think it framed her face and really suited her better than the braids.

What is that old saying?

The emptiest vessels make the most noise?

It was either that or Brad is a nasty bastard.

I think both sayings will stand the test of time.

I also think there would have been a non attentive angry session when they got home.

And aye. I preferred tasha’s hair on the settee as well.

Laura is another dry eyed wailer.

No prizes for guessing who wins the dry wailer prize though.

What was said last night hit the nail on the head I think.

You might have all the operations in the world and think you were born that way a la Gaga.

The truth of the matter is that you are more likely to be in a self induced limbo post op. Being a woman is so much more than the sum of our parts.

Just because you have the bits will not make it so. If you think a lulu, boom bang-a-bangers and a pair of lips that showed sir way too much love is the way forward then you are going to get ‘womaning’ very wrong and it will attract wrong uns.

Ella shouldn’t be on Mafs and should be having counselling instead.

Missed you all last night (and MAFS) as I had a migraine. Just caught up. I thought judge Mel was quite good at pulling Brad up on his behaviour but then the other judge undermined it with her nonsense about 'we can see you're taking it on board so it's fine'. No, he wasn't.

I was disappointed in Luke. He should have been a damn sight more gracious when Laura told her story on the couch. He definitely said she was a gold-digger more than once. But instead of apologising, he just waffled a bit about what he thought and then looked hard done by. I hate a person who can't apologise. Maybe that should be on my list of non-negotiables - gives good apology.

I agree with a PP about the new incoming Scottish bride. Can we pretend she's Irish or Welsh? Surely some people must get the accents mixed up?

I feel like Tasha is acting like she thinks she should rather than truly being herself and it won't be sustainable.

Was painful watching Shona getting called emotionally immature but then immediately acting emotionally immature talking about how everyone should know they are in love.

I think I really like Georges

And don't really get the hate for Roz, Thomas does seem painfully awkward 🫠

Why is this Erica on the show?

From the opening clips, three of these new ones think they are all that.

No they’re no.

Can we start making suggestions for the next thread title??

I have nothing to bring to the table btw

That hair is definitely a choice

Jack Greal-ish…

I’ve got one on standby… 🤷🏽‍♀️

So they've been matched because of a lack of Dad. Sigh.

Put these 2 together as neither had a dad.
Genius

And grandad/nan role models.

That barnet needs some work.

He is going to find a lot of love spilling out of the front of that wedding dress.

That wedding dress is awful. Tit tape required.

It's very odd at the front.

WHAT is that barnet?

Is anyone really going to be invested in watching young adults with emotional issues and such limited life experience (living with parents) playing at getting married.

Do they save the meh ones till last or are they randomly picked.