MAFS UK 2023 (Spoilers welcome)

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All chat about MAFS UK, including any spoilers. Completely open forum!!

I’ve been on catch up. As was unable to watch the first few episodes. But am currently catching up. Please feel free to share any opinions, goss and updates here!!

Nothing is off off limits!!

Because he’s a misogynistic pig. He called her a ‘big shit’ in French too 😲

JJ and Bianca remind me of a couple from a few years ago called Jack and Verity. Jack was the son of a presenter from Dickinson's Real Deal and thought he was way better looking and far superior to Verity as he apparently only dated models. His dad was an arrogant twat as well, outraged that his son had been paired with someone so unattractive. It was uncomfortable to watch, and so is JJ and Bianca. JJ started off quite well in the first couple of clips but then reverted to shallow very quickly. It's weird how he thinks he is so much better than Bianca, as they are both a similar level of visual attractiveness.

I like Jordan and Erica, although Jordan does not look like Jack Grealish! He looks like Jack Whitehall with a Shein Jack Grealish haircut. They make a sweet couple though.

That still doesn't excuse Georges from not calling out the husbands!

They are equally to blame.

Porsche knew she was in the wrong, straight away on the defensive, sure sign of guilt.

Why aren't all the other people who took part owning it? Why is Porcsha the only one copping blame? Surely it's an issue for a number of the couples. But then they could just be editing that out to focus the 'drama'.

Though I do think porscha has chosen to ignore the impact on her husband and how she'd feel if it were the other way round. She'd go ballistic. So getting into a row with George's was easier than dealing with Terrance's legitimate feelings. Looks like that's going to come into focus on the next episode and she's arguing that she didn't know and is blindsided by his concerns.

I agree and actually think she's a hypocrite - poor Terrence needs to wake up and smell the roses. Leave at tonight's commitments.

Anyone else confused about this 'spin the bottle' situation? If it was just the couples, who was Porsha snogging?? Was it a get together with loads of people from the flats? Were any of the other couples involved? Sounds like Luke and Jay joined in but drew the line at snogging other people. How odd that people in their mid 20s to late 30s are playing spin the bottle, it's such a teenage game.

As Luke was voted top kisser, I assumed he joined in

Punkpeach he was being an utter arsehole when he started speaking in french maybe he didn't have the balls to say it in English?

I wonder why we didn't get to see the game of spin the bottle or did I miss that? Its not like the programme to miss such a big thing and not show it.

I hate it when they show endless discussions and arguments about something that they've not bothered to air. It makes it boring. I don't care who kissed who if I've not seen the incident. They could just be making it all up for all we know.

So I'm guessing it's Terrance that leaves tomorrow. What a shit show. I haven't found any of them likeable yet. Nathaniel and Ella are flogging a dead horse. He says he needs depth but I think really he doesn't want to have sex with Ella who acts like a gay man. Thomas and Roz are just odd together. Laura really needs to mind her own business, the gossiping is beyond. Is this the best CH4 could do? Really scraping the barrel with a group of people who really just want to push their own fame agenda.

So Shona & Brad not there, we know he’s been kicked off the show.

So does that mean that’s it they’ve gone now and the experts will tell the group next week? Or will they be back and then get kicked off? 🤔

Wildflowerbees I agree. Also what did porscha expect? I'm so glad he said leave tonight and has stuck by it at least he has his self respect.

Porscha from MAFS UK goes on an explosive rant on Instagram (thetab.com)

Glad to see the back of Porscha but this is an interesting take!

JJ is a bit thick isn’t he. Just like Nathaniel isn’t gong to have sex with Ella - JJ isn’t going to be intimate with Bianca.

Not sure about Porscha's counting abilities 😂:

Porscha explained how “there weren’t even four guys there” and clarified that the only guys she kissed were “Tom and Luke.” She said that “Luke had kissed Tom and Paul and Nathanial, with tongue.”

So there weren't 4 guys there but Luke (1) kissed Tom (2), Paul (3) and Nathanial (4) 🤔🤣

So Ella and JJ both said they’d kiss each other in that last clip.

So maybe this is the groom Ella cheats with?

🤣🤣🤣🤣

Think JJs in for a shock! Clearly goes for a very surgically enhanced look but will get more than he bargained for. His face looks like melted plastic.

I'm not getting the JJ thing either. He's very average looking even though he clearly thinks otherwise. His wife is lovely and deserves better.

Ella seems to be mellowing but I was very distracted when they kept showing her side profile in the commitment ceremony. Her lips are absolutely enormous. How can anyone think it looks good?

Was amused by Terence's leaving spiel. The ixperts kept banging on about the rules of them both needing to leave, cue the final ultimatum "I don't think you understand. I'm leaving."

Seriously who over the age of 16 plays spin the bottle? I just cannot get my head around it.

I think Porscha reacted so negatively because from her perspective she had been having conversations with Terrence where she was confirming that they were "great" together and the bottlegate incident had been discussed and put to bed and she thought he was agreeing with her because he gave her no reason to think otherwise. I don't like her very much but I can see how she was blindsided. Trying to get him to stay when he was pretty clear he wanted out and having put leave twice was twattish though. As is trashing his stuff if that is true.

I almost hope Ella and JJ do get together - it has got car crash written all over it and it would serve him right. I would feel sorry for Bianca though. It must be awful to be there and your partner basically doesn't fancy you. I think Nathaniel would just be relieved! Ella may be all woman with the best f*y in the World but she very much has a male attitude and sex drive.

They are all cooped up together with nothing much to do and not allowed out as couples (other than to the commitment ceremonies or the dinners) so they are going to socialize and play up and they can't have a film crew there 24/7 so there will be lots of things that happen off screen. This "hot housing" must be deliberate to add more drama.

I do think Peggy is being disingenuous with her attitude of "no-one likes my husband because of his strong opinions and I'm stuck in the middle!". They were pretty much in agreement about bottlegate and friendzone couples and she was quite vocal about her feelings, the only difference is Georges is too upfront and she does things behind people's backs and then gets upset when they call her out on it.

I know.

The thought of watching my DH snogging someone else in front of me would be quite upsetting and embarrassing and we are boring old farts!

I would kill my OH.