MAFS UK 2023 (Spoilers welcome)

[browneyes77]

All chat about MAFS UK, including any spoilers. Completely open forum!!

I’ve been on catch up. As was unable to watch the first few episodes. But am currently catching up. Please feel free to share any opinions, goss and updates here!!

Nothing is off off limits!!

Horrible bunch.

Thomas was genuinely upset. The process has fucked him up a bit.

Ella’s tits seem to have slipped down to around her waist. And she looks like a marionette.

Oh. Jade just thanked Brad's universe.

Beautiful.

Paul is the fairest of them all

None of them should be that close to the fire thingy, well maybe Rozz and Thomas, everyone else has filler or something going on

Is the Aus one worth binging ahead anyone?

They'll find a big puddle of plastic tomorrow

Couldn't happen to a better bunch really

I forgot MAFSA was back. I had it set to record though so I need to catch up. There seems to be at least four different threads for it.

I don't know how many times Ella mentioned 'girls, strong women, ladies...'etc, but it felt like every sentence and it was a bit too much.

Yes. Come and find us on the thread when you've caught up.

sh.video/tag/married-at-first-sight-au-season-11/

Cool, I might do that :) Depends how annoying/annoyed I get with it all. Tis usually better than the car crash version we get over here.

The lady doth protest too much, methinks

And feels like a bit of an insult.

The AUS one is the best one!!

Didn't particularly like that reunion at all. Very awkward and uncomfortable viewing. Seemed very contrived. Thomas was right to get narky, it seemed very childish.

That was awful, way too much shouting and sobbing

I've been binging 90 day fiancé recently so compared to Nikki the trans woman on that programme Ella is looking pretty amazing and doesn't appear to be as loud

I liked that P&J weren't shown or heard too much as they do love the camera
Shona has quietened down and her and Matt look great. Love that they got together
Jordan handled it way wrong as usual. But I could understand when and why he was getting annoyed. He just went way over the top tho and needs counselling or a way to control his anger. Soon.

Why did we have to recap each relationship for half the show. I'm not watching the reunion if I didn't watch the show so it was a waste of time.

I reckon Thomas is on the anger inducing steroids.

I loved Laura’s comment to whatever Jordan’s partner’s called. “There are seven billion people on this planet. Half of them are men - go and find a better one!”. First time I’ve ever liked Laura.

They’re mostly a bunch of mean girl type bullies. Ella is the ringleader. Snide, bitchy, vain - whilst spouting meaningless quasi ‘feminist’ catchphrases. They goaded Jordan a lot,knowing he’ll start going off on one. He needs to get a grip and stop taking the bait. Or call them out properly back. Instead he hyper fixates on an inane point so they kept getting away with it. When he was likened to Luke he could have easily snapped back it wasn’t him that became violent after exposing his duplicitous womanising nature, coercive control tendencies and alcoholicism on tv. And for some reason Erica did give the impression she desperately wanted to fit in with the main group. God knows why, they’re awful. The bitchy comments as soon as they walked in, something about she looks good tbf, it demonstrated they assess and judge her appearance. Ella’s face lighting up when hearing Jordan and Erica argue. Ella had the fakest most sham type relationships - begging for threesomes behind the scenes and using tears and guilt to initiate intimacy - if a guy had done that he’d have been given short shrift. They do seem jealous and spiteful towards them in particular, maybe because they’ve had the least work done and are the naturally better looking in comparison? Some of them look like they need interventions before their next modifications. Bunch of phonies mostly. Jay was so pathetic acting as Luke’s flying monkey after he led her on and then dumped her on tv. And she seems to have decided it was all Jordan’s fault. How on earth can anyone think luke is a catch - don’t think she’s really resolved her self esteem issues. Thomas still pining for roz, and roz loving the ego boost whilst acting like she’s a martyr to his feelings. Felt quite sorry for him that he changed his appearance to get some attention from her. I think if he’d entered the experiment with a more genuine group he may have come out of it looking less troubled. Georges and Peggy, they’re clearly not in with the main group either. Georges and Paul were quite sweet for intervening and comforting Jordan. Jay and Ella seemed to trying to lead a charge against him. Ella and her phoney declarations regarding JJ - he thought she was a drunken mess and their chemistry and whole story was so fake and scripted.

I tried to watch the reunion on catch up but it’s saying reunion, episode 36. Where can I watch the new one?

It's on E4 again on Friday at 7.30pm. On my Sky TV the one on (Channel 4) catch up is the brand new one. This one, shown on Monday, was listed as episode 36 even though it should have been 37. Don't know why they have done this - assume it's an error. It's confusing and caught me out!

edited to make more sense

Ive just seen that Jordan and Erika have finally split. Not really a surprise after watching the reunion.

I wondered if they were going to hang on until after the final reunion show aired. Call me cynical but it has more impact now than if they had done it before or much later. Georges and Peggy are old news. Ella is flogging a dead horse being 'devastated' that JJ is now apparently with KP (hmm?!). From now on their newsworthiness will decline unless they get on other shows.

No surprise there at all. What happened to Jordan's and Luke's boxing match?