Favourite line from Sex and the City

[Ambereyes123]

So following on from favourite episode what's your favourite line.

We need to be soul mates for each other. Men are great to play with. But not to be relied upon.

Something like that. I'm clearly paraphrasing...

When Samantha saw the sailors and noted "seamen" aka semen.

Or where the 4 women talked about being eachother's family. Lovely words.

I have two

Harry - Now that's not good enough (down on one knee) I'm sobbing remembering it!

Samantha - Honey you should have seen my tan 😂

I remember another one! When Carrie was smoking weed with the guy who lived with his mum . He says it's Carries weed.
Yes it is Mrs and I'm taking it with me when I leave 😂😂

Who do you masturbate who do you think off?

Russel Crowe << in unison >>

And before him?

George Clooney!!! << in unison >>

Yea. This was the same scene. It meant a lot to me then. Still does now!!

“I told you I was going to be masturbating all day!”

Angry Samantha on having her afternoon interrupted.

‘Wow!’
’Pilates.’

When one of Samantha’s conquests saw her naked for the first time.

Samantha re oral sex: “Honey! There’s a reason they call it a job”.

Samantha:
’My new guy has funky spunk.’

"Tell that to her schmagina" when Samantha starts dating Maria.

'Sir, we're talking up the butt. A cigarette is in order.'

Miranda: I know you're probably busy having mind-blowing sex, but I feel you need to know that your good friend, Miranda Hobbes, has just taken a piece of cake out of the garbage and eaten it. You'll probably need this information when you check me into the "Betty Crocker Clinic"

Miranda - sexy is what I try to be after I win them over with my personality
Carrie - you win them over with your personality?
Miranda - they want you to be a model?

I like my money where I can see it- hanging in my closet!

“Stonewashed jeans and a matching jacket” - Anthony.

I forgot about this! Love it! She was so confident without arrogance

"She was a lawyer ... and he was a sandwich"

From the episode where Miranda gets sexually attracted to a man in a sandwich outfit who says eat me to her in the street

"I'm drunk. I'm drunk at Vogue"

Cookies drunk at Vogue!!

'I will wear whatever and blow whomever I want as long as I can breathe and kneel'

Samantha after Carrie walks in on her blowing the worldwide express guy

Samantha getting a lot of love here!

to Richard “I love you, but I love me more”

"Dear Vagina, guess who I have a crush on"

Another Samantha If I worried what every bitch in New York was saying about me, I’d never leave the house

Oh my god, she's fashion road kill!