Favourite line from Sex and the City

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So following on from favourite episode what's your favourite line.

Something like 'I don't need marriage. If you could just find it in your hear to forgive me and call me up and invite me on a date, I would be lucky to have you'

Then Harry says 'well that's not good enough ' and gets down on one knee

Chatlotte: I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he?

I loved friar fuck

Miranda - "fuck Michiko Kakutani"

Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck
me badly twice, shame on me! - Samantha

‘Chanel-lo’! (In fact pretty much anything Anthony ever said- like the bride who gave herself a stroke in the run up to her wedding- ‘she pulled it together for the big day though’)
’I curse the day you were born’: ‘you might want to work up a hand gesture to go with that’
’The day I got arrested for smoking a doobie’
‘She’s got a case of the Madonnas’

‘I want to enjoy my success, not apologise for it’ and ‘Fuck me badly once, shame on you. Fuck me badly twice, shame on me’ always stick in my mind!

Carrie - (after the night out after being dumped by Berger on a post it) - "this is the night I got arrested for smoking a dubbie" 😀

Carries wedding when Big stands her up and he tries to talk to Carrie outside and Charlotte just fiercely shrieks "No!" and points at him with tears in her eyes.
Also on the honeymoon..."when will I laugh again?" "When something is really funny!"

"No, absolutely not. That will burn your clit off". "Even with underwear?" "Even with ski pants"

I like in the first movie when Samantha gains weight and they ask her what she's been eating -

'Everything except Dante's dick'

😂

Friar Fuck!!!!

I curse the day you were born 😂 she practiced saying it so much like we all would have!

When Miranda hides under the baby's bed and Steve's new girlfriend comes in, she just sees her shoes and nails and the others ask what they were like -

'Both acrylic' 😂

What series does Harry propose? I need to rewatch this!

The very last one. 6?

I remember that!

Stanford: "Other people do arts and crafts. We judge."

Samantha "I'm dating a guy with the funkiest tasting spunk"

Big "Abso-fucking-lutely"

Carrie "Hello lovers" (to her shoes)

Charlotte "Elizabeth Taylor got gangbanged in the park"

Miranda "you screen your calls and I'm going to be a woman whose cat eats half her face"

Oh yes the dog gangbang 😂😂

Love this one!

The flowers Charlotte ordered for Miranda’s mother’s funeral.
’Now we know what $500 of glitter looks like’
’they were supposed to say so sorry, we love you. Not, you’re dead let’s disco’

The good ones screw you, the bad ones screw you…and the rest don’t know how to screw you - Samantha

Samantha to Richard: Dirty Martini? Dirty Bastard!
I've always wanted to say this in real life.

From the 1st film.
Carrie talking to Charlotte and Charoltte is pregnant, but wont go running because she worried something bad is going to happen
Carrie says ^"Sweetie, you shit your pants this year. I think you're done"

Samantha: "I'd like him to amuse my bouche"