Favourite line from Sex and the City

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So following on from favourite episode what's your favourite line.

Squirrels are just rats in designer clothing.

Charlotte when drunk:

Im pretty, I’m nice…. I’m a catch!!

I’ve been dating since I was 15 - where is he?!

Men do this all the time, women walk around thinking “we” and their version of “we” is “me and my dick” - Samantha

Carries wedding when Big stands her up and he tries to talk to Carrie outside and Charlotte just fiercely shrieks "No!" and points at him with tears in her eyes.

This is my favourite too. It's the pure disappointment in her eyes. She doesn't need a line, the look just says it all.

I always used to feel a bit "meh" about Charlotte, but in that I've moment I totally fell in love with her!

" The only thing I learned last night was that maybe I should have stayed at home"

Charlotte: “Maybe we can be each other’s soul mates. And then we can let men be just these great, nice guys to have fun with."

Samantha’s “Bozo the Bush” always has me in hysterics

"In food?"

Makes me laugh every-time. Samantha informing Carrie she'd found a grey hair just as Carrie was tucking into food at a party.

Remembered another favourite

Never settle for anything less than butterflies

Sam to Carrie & Co: "I'm seeing a guy with the funkiest tasting spunk.."

Carrie to waitress: "Can I cancel my rice pudding please?"

Charlotte
Funny one: my hair hurts
Meaningful one: the one about being each others soulmates

Miranda
Funny one: it's like suddenly there's a giraffe in the room(after she gives birth)
Meaningful: I want to enjoy my success, not apologize for it. I also enjoy the roasting she gave Carrie about big.

Carrie
Funny one: I revealed too much too soon. I was emotionally slutty.
Meaningful: the most exciting challenging and significant relationship of all is the one you have with yourself. If you find someone to love the you that you love well that's just fabulous .

Sam
Funny: i think I have monogamy. I caught it from you people.
Honey, my vagina waits for no man.
I’m sick of people with children, they’re everywhere.

Meaningful: Sweetheart, you can’t go listening to every fucking little voice that runs through your head. You’ll go nuts.

I also love when Stanford is in a green suit and says I'm green with envy. 😂

I need a towel to wipe off my seat, that waiter is hot!

• Samantha on seeing Smith for the first time.

😁
The whole conversation with Carrie in the bathroom is brilliant

Carrie: What is so important that it couldn't wait
Samantha: I found a gray hair
Carrie: in the food?
Samantha: in my hair. Down there. What am I going to do? Its a disaster.
Carrie: it's not a disaster. It's all part of getting older. You said that yourself
Samantha: My eyes getting old is one thing, but this.......this cannot get old. What will Smith think?
Carrie: Smith is well aware of the fact that you're older
Samantha: Older, not old. No man wants to fuck grandma's pussy
Carrie: Oh God. This is a child's birthday party.
Samantha: I was going to tweeze but if you pluck it, six more will come to its funeral

😁absolutely brilliant

Carrie to Mr Bit: Tell me I'm the one!

You men have no idea what we're dealing with down there. Teeth placement, and jaw stress, and suction, and gag reflex, and all the while bobbing up and down, moaning and trying to breathe through our noses. Easy? Honey, they don't call it a job for nothin'.

I like carrie's immediate response to that - turning to the waitress and saying "can I cancel my rice pudding"

Samantha to Smith "l love you but l love myself more" just before finishing with him.
Parked that one up!

Haha didn't rtft!

Joyous!!!!

Not exactly laugh out loud funny but Miranda when she's just found out she's pregnant and doesn't want to be "I can't have a baby! I can barely find the time to schedule this abortion."

It's just very Miranda.

And I have no idea of her name but "You're breaking up with me while you're still inside me!?"

The 'let's be each other's soulmates' conversation.

And everything Samantha says. Including, when seeing seeing some sexy farmers: 'ey-i ey-i -OH'

Haha this one! Samantha had all the best lines.

Carrie: I’m 35!!!!
Samantha: Oh shut the fuck up, I’m 140.

Stanford: the only way I could get a guy like that to sleep with me is if I paid him.
Carrie: then you don’t see what I see.

Then Stanford says the same line to Carrie when she says ‘I’m not a model!’
Willie Garson RIP.

Charlotte: I'd never do a number 2 at a guy's place!

Samantha: Honey you're so uptight you need to do a number 7