Favourite line from Sex and the City

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So following on from favourite episode what's your favourite line.

Carrie:
I'm someone who is looking for love. Real love. Ridiculous, inconvenient,consuming, can't-live-without-each-other love. And I don't think that love is here in this expensive suite in this lovely hotel in Paris.

Samantha after finding a grey pubic hair

“No man wants to fuck grandma’s pussy”

Cos she's the best one by far and SJP hated that fact!

Samantha: “Shoulda Woulda Prada honey”

when Carrie was feeling guilt about a past abortion.

“These bitches need to be put in their place!” Samantha about Natasha.

This thread and the previous one is making me so nostalgic, that show was the backdrop to my life, and so important to so many women.

"Oh honey just breathe your nose"

And "I'd like him to amuse my bouche"

"If you're tired you take a napa, you don't move to napa"

Funnily enough, I watched season 4, episode 11 - Coulda, Woulda, Shoulda last night with a friend and said that it contained my favourite line -

Miranda: 'I'm having Steve's baby. Pizza for everyone.'

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My other favourite (and most quoted line/reminder for life) is from season 5, episode 5 - Plus One if the Loneliest Number

Enid Frick: 'Stop expecting it to look like what you thought it was going to look like. That's true of the fall lines, and it's true of relationships.'

I think this is perfect advice for life. Full stop.

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Also, pretty much everything Samantha says, especially her response 'thank you I have cancer' when Carrie paid her a compliment. I did likewise shortly after being diagnosed, only to the cashier in Waitrose rather than a friend.

Miranda: He has one ball, and I have a lazy ovary! In what twisted world does that create a baby? It's like the Special Olympics of conception!

I have quoted that at my GP when she asks whether I need contraception (fertility issues on both sides for us)

Samantha: If I cared about what all these bitches in New York were saying about me I'd never leave the house...

Samantha: The test of a good relationship is does your face look like this (frowns) or like this (smiles)

Samantha: That girl needs the stick out her ass and a dick up her pussy pronto (about Charlotte)

When they go to the playboy mansion

Miranda - 'tit soup'

'The jig is up' - Miranda

Also, Carrie's 'what if I'd never met you' speech in the last episode. Then she fades into the crowd with 'You've Got the Love' playing. Chef's kiss

And I always guessed Big's real name would be John!

It's a baby shower, not Super Bowl Sunday! - Charlotte.

I've been dating since I was 15! I'm exhausted! Where is he!

And that's one of my favourites:

Mr Too Big "I have to tell you, I'm very well endowed "
Samantha "Ching Ching Ching - Jackpot!"

Miranda (to Charlotte): are you saying I’ve got a ghost because I’m single? That’s discrimination!

Police officer: “Mam it’s against city law to deface public property”
Samantha: “This man said he loved me, then I caught him eating another woman’s pussy”
Police officer: “…carry on Mam”

My absolute favourite. Me and my friend trot this one out from time to time (although we remember it as ‘nobody wants to fuck grandma’s pussy) and it always makes us laugh.

(((Samantha)))

If you're a fan of greys anatomy, the police officer who says that is Dr Bailey

"Miwanda, you're the one" !

I only noticed that recently @WeWereInParis

It’s definitely “no man”, look it up on YouTube 😀

Carrie talking about Samantha’s recent sexual encounters,
”The guy last week was too big, the guy this week is too small. Who are you, Goldicocks?”

Paraphrased but you get the idea.

“Fuck me badly once? Shame on you. Fuck me badly twice? Shame on me!” ~ Samantha