Tennis: US Open - sick as a small hospital

[JaneJeffer]

I couldn't resist, it's something we say in Ireland, sorry

I just put it on and he looks a bit spaced out.

I hope Carlos has got someone tasting his food before he eats it!

It's all looking a bit suspicious,isn't itJane ?

We need the Greek umpire woman to go full on Miss Marple

What are they on about? What's happening with Ugo?

We don't care what Djok is doing or thinking thank you

Jane It's like they are contractually obliged to keep mentioning him. Really, the big story is having 3 US players involved in the mens/women semis. And if Djok wasn't there, they would be all over that.

Salisbury and Ram are doing ok- I really want them to win this, they've had a pretty poor year.

What we all really want to know is whether Fizzy got her packing done

I wish I could take Feli everywhere with me. His voice is so calming.

I know- and she made me feel guilty, because I have a pile of ironing I have been ignoring.

I have jinxed Rajeev and Joe.

I feel no guilt for the ironing I don't do

Feli's been to Graceland

Is he an Elvis impersonator now?

What's up with that head shaking dude?

Oh for crying out loud, no more Djokovic!

No, no ,no,

I'm not listening to an rubbish about Djok 'having an injury'- it's garbage.

Oh yeah the camera is there so the injury acting has begun. Don't fall for it Ben!

Ironing is a patriarchal conspiracy.

Embrace the creases!

hi magi

Is there no-one ele they can stalk?

Like anyone at all?

It's all a set up, gamesmanship to make the Shelton camp think there's a problem. Hopefully, they are not fooled.

So Djok is the afternoon match. Interesting. Hopefully, the weather will get to him (I'm hoping Ben is a bit more used to it). The roof will no doubt be 'partially shut'.

Who is that bloke? Is he famous?

It's the thing that makes me a rubbish feminist- I have to iron things. I feel all wrong if I don't

Maybe he jut wants to be.

We are thinking alike Raahh

Jane it happens so often with Djok, I don't know why they are giving him air time.

Feli says he is supporting the British player . They'd probably sack him otherwise.