Do you have a Gavin and Stacey quote for everything?

[mangomama91]

Following on from a similar thread about Friends quotes, I thought of start one about G&S.

What quotes do you regularly say from the show?

Here's some we (husband) say often:

When something happens that we don't expect "It's not what you expect when you go to [place] in the [time]."

"Oh my christ" to everything.

If husband is being annoying "You and me and going to fall out today Micheal"

These are the ones from top of my head.

Having to watch G&S again thanks to this thread :)

@YouCanGrowYourOwnWhey that’s a great user name!
I forgot how many more we use all the time till I read them here!

The love of his life: Camilla Parker Bowles.

Then the Christmas ones:
Midgeure cheddar
Doom it’s doom
Kim Cattrall is an absolute hoot

I became a vegetarian/you’re eating ham Pam
Ribena I know what you’re drinking

Usually in M and S these get rattled off:
Ooh we’ve got some cracking bath shit. Not that expensive neither.
Do you want to show just a bit of bum cheek/lift them up/push them in like this
😂😂😂

OH JUST GO MATE!!! 😂

Thanks @GellerYeller

Yes. Every time we go to an Italian, my husband gets the gnocchi.
"I'm having the gnocchi Pam"

Royle family quotes are better though, there's a whole fan page dedicated to it on FB 🤣

We also do the 'toffee' or 'key' bit that Deano does when offering a cup of tea or coffee, but you can't ask for a key cos they'll just bring you a key 😹

We drove past a place called Shed City earlier, of course we battled to be the first to say ‘It’s not a city Mick, it’s a shop’

‘Now sling your hook or I’ll break your face’

If anyone overheard me saying it to the kids I’d probs get reported 😂

Literally watching it now 😂👏🏻

3 steaks Pam 😆

Oh yes. On a frequent basis:

Where's the book Pete?

The world wide Web

I'll tell you for why (both in Bryn's accent).

Also anyone called Neil becomes Neil, The Baby.

Ours is

'like thussss... Or like thussss' from the scene where Stacey helps Smithy buy his girlfriend a bra and she's pushing her boobs up 😂

Oh and if we're struggling to think of something its

'I know the answer!! It's Kriss Akabusi!!' from the pub quiz scene when Smithy is pissed 😂

‘And before you ask, no I don’t’

Every Christmas I have to tell the "shark infested custard!" joke 😂

DH and I never ask where are you? It's always "Where to you now? "

Pint ..... of wine is always my answer to a drink

When ever DH asks how he looks I say oh nesssss you look FABULOUS from the wedding fair episode

Whenever there’s a birthday gathering
‘Surprise! Surprise! Surprise! SURPRIIIIIISSSSEEEE!’

We use this a lot !

As per my new username, I am using the phrase when I am “bailing”

I haven’t done it, I’m not doing it coz I can’t be arsed!

also it’s the drama, I just love it!

Riddled!

Amazed this has only featured once so far.

When going into a busy shop/pub “it’s Sergio Ramos”!

Zombie thread resurrected!

Never mind! 😄

I say 'tidy' and 'crackin' quite a lot. And 'oh!' Also, 'truth be told,' amongst many other G & S quotes/lines! Those few moreso though!

I never actually watched this amazing show til 2021, (I watched all the episodes up to then in 7 days,) and am currently binge watching it again. On season 3, episode 3 at the moment! Gavin has just moved to Barry, and has a job in Cardiff. They just had the Christening of Neil.............The Baby.

Oh, fatty, where's my money?

Now sling yer hook or I'll break your face.

Where to she now?

I got confused, because of the big pen!

No way, blasé.

I know. I feels it.

Well, I can't afford that-not if I'm going to have a holiday this year!

Jokin I am.