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Do you have a Gavin and Stacey quote for everything?

129 replies

mangomama91 · 13/08/2023 23:33

Following on from a similar thread about Friends quotes, I thought of start one about G&S.

What quotes do you regularly say from the show?

Here's some we (husband) say often:

When something happens that we don't expect "It's not what you expect when you go to [place] in the [time]."

"Oh my christ" to everything.

If husband is being annoying "You and me and going to fall out today Micheal"

These are the ones from top of my head.

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FatCatatPaddingtonStation · 14/08/2023 08:57

We drive the M4 Wales to London route frequently and always discuss the services. Never stop at Heston!

mamaduckbone · 14/08/2023 08:57

@wickermum You're absolutely right - how could I have forgotten??

napody · 14/08/2023 08:59

See that? That's teatowels.

Said solemnly about any cut or scratch.

StrictlyAFemaleFemale · 14/08/2023 09:11

I say 'thank you very much ' in a Welsh accent to my GPS.

sugarplum33 · 14/08/2023 09:12

I think it's 'there's the fucking salad', not 'fuck the salad'

@FatCatatPaddingtonStation What about Leigh Delamere?

starlingsintheslipstream · 14/08/2023 09:15

When my kids have managed to slide into jobs without proper interviews we quote Marco's "Can you make tea? Coffee? When can you start?"

Brewdug · 14/08/2023 09:17

Can't use a rough towel without thinking of Pam's "it's like drying myself with a Ryvita" Grin

YouCanGrowYourOwnWhey · 14/08/2023 09:44

GellerYeller · 14/08/2023 00:37

‘very different people with very different ideas’. Said by Nessa about Obama and Osama to Neil the baby. Comes out when someone confuses two celebrities mostly.
‘I only went I for a Nano’ when shopping!
‘Stepbrother John’- at the mention of any John or opening any greeting card!

‘Stepbrother John’- at the mention of any John or opening any greeting card!

@GellerYeller which bit is this from? I just can’t remember.

clary · 14/08/2023 10:16

YouCanGrowYourOwnWhey · 14/08/2023 09:44

‘Stepbrother John’- at the mention of any John or opening any greeting card!

@GellerYeller which bit is this from? I just can’t remember.

@YouCanGrowYourOwnWhey its the first Christmas one with the turkeys. Just signed “from John” what a waste of a tree

EddieHowesShithousingMags · 14/08/2023 10:33

‘Oh oh oh’ in the manner of a Nessa Christmas

’Tidy’

’WWW dot’ in the manner of Bryn

Smithy’s takeaway order and rendering a korma futile. Regularly say of many things, ‘it’s futile, I won’t touch it’

’I’ll have the Gnocchi’

’Sue, big fat sue’

we can not sing along to Band Aid without the little ‘yes’ that Smithy does at the point where Gav joins in singing or without ‘Doom! It’s Doom!’ At that line.

‘It’s all the drama (Mick) I just love it’

Elizadoloads · 14/08/2023 10:36

I use the phrase Coolio Iglesias about 50 times a day.

Elizadoloads · 14/08/2023 10:39

GellerYeller · 14/08/2023 00:45

I’m afraid we also use ‘Sue! Big Fat Sue’ in Pam’s sing song voice when referring to one of the neighbours with that name. Lovely woman, no malice intended obviously.

I use this to!

mangomama91 · 14/08/2023 10:58

napody · 14/08/2023 08:59

See that? That's teatowels.

Said solemnly about any cut or scratch.

😂😂😂

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mangomama91 · 14/08/2023 11:00

sugarplum33 · 14/08/2023 09:12

I think it's 'there's the fucking salad', not 'fuck the salad'

@FatCatatPaddingtonStation What about Leigh Delamere?

Where's the salad, where's the salad?

There's your salad!

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wickermum · 14/08/2023 11:00

Oh yes to band aid. But in my head smithy is honking the horn at the car in front 'come on dickhead just go'

BitchImTheSecretIngredient · 14/08/2023 11:03

"Sue, big fat Sue!"

"You're being a right sarky bastard today"

"If Jesus wants you for a sunbeam, he can shove it up his arse"

mangomama91 · 14/08/2023 11:04

Another one for us if we go out for dinner either or husband will say "ceaser salad" then close up the menu and say hahaah joking "I'm having the steak!! .. medium rare "

Or if we're looking in the fridge for a meal I'll say hmm we've got cheese, bla bla .. oo I could make an omelette

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BitchImTheSecretIngredient · 14/08/2023 11:04

"I thought i was midgeure, like midgeure cheddar"

mangomama91 · 14/08/2023 11:07

We also have tradition to call each other on our way home from work before Christmas to shout IT'S CHRIIISSTTMAAAAASSS

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LiberteEgaliteBeyonce · 14/08/2023 11:09

"And yes, you can really taste the tarragon but can you be any more boring?"

Baneofmyexistence · 14/08/2023 11:13

We quote Gavin and Stacey all the time. There is no situation in life that doesn’t have a G&S quote for it. All roads lead to Gavin and Stacey 😂 We most often say ‘I’m not drunk but I have had some wines’.

mangomama91 · 14/08/2023 11:16

Baneofmyexistence · 14/08/2023 11:13

We quote Gavin and Stacey all the time. There is no situation in life that doesn’t have a G&S quote for it. All roads lead to Gavin and Stacey 😂 We most often say ‘I’m not drunk but I have had some wines’.

You're right! There seems to be a quote for absolutely everything!!

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Jellycats4life · 14/08/2023 11:17

I’d forgotten about “Done - Romeo Dunn” 🤣 Such a niche joke at the time and I bet not many people get the reference.

(For those who don’t: Romeo Dunn was a member of So Solid Crew who had a short lived solo career in 2002. His big hit was called Romeo Dunn. His real name is Marvin Dawkins).

beguilingeyes · 14/08/2023 12:14

G&S is genius and why, no matter what anyone says about him being a monster, I will always love James Corden, and all the rest of them.
Alison Steadman and Larry Lamb are doing a road-trip from Essex to Barry on TV soon.
https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/newsbirmingham/gavin-and-stacey-stars-alison-steadman-and-larry-lamb-issue-update-on-future-of-sitcom/ar-AA13BP3a

MSN

https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/newsbirmingham/gavin-and-stacey-stars-alison-steadman-and-larry-lamb-issue-update-on-future-of-sitcom/ar-AA13BP3a

YouCanGrowYourOwnWhey · 14/08/2023 13:20

Thanks clary!