Sleb Masterchef - it begins again

[Halsall]

Chuffians! How did we miss this? 9pm tonight, Wednesday the 2nd, BBC1.

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And apologies to everyone I’ve accidentally left out…

Slippery. No.

Ooh a deconstructed cheesecake yawn!

Enough with the slippery!

Why does Gregg keep saying 'slippery'. Ugh

Slippery 🤮

Gregg has the palate of a child.

Pink chicken! Send him home.

But thank you for trying to kill Gregg.

Raw!

Raw

Frooootiness!

Just stop it!

BBQed pineapple is indeed one of life's joys.

Ahh genius Richie. Poisoning Gregg but not John.

It sure is

That sauce looks like it's split with horrible pink semolina.

The line of potatoes.

James' food looks a lot better now than when he was plating up.

Most of these dishes look bone dry. Where's the sauce?

I came on here to say slippery

It should have been edited out.

Urgh

God that chocolate peanut butter tart must be claggy.

At least the carrots got some butter. That chocolate pie looks grim.

My teeth looking at that pudding

Sweet chocolate bottom 😂

Could Gregg now be taken out and macerated. Thank you.

Guessing Richie is off ?

She has not cooked the onions. I hate that in a curry

That's my guess too.