Sleb Masterchef - it begins again

[Halsall]

Chuffians! How did we miss this? 9pm tonight, Wednesday the 2nd, BBC1.

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And apologies to everyone I’ve accidentally left out…

Yes definitely there is always one who pretends to be inept. Joe Swash turned out to be very competitive and a bit backstabbing as I recall.

Granny! I think I must be a minute behind somehow.

Fish and cheese🤢

GO HOME GREGG. You are not allowed to use the word Slippery. We all agreed on this last year.

Oh Gregg no !!!!! Pink and slippery 🤢🤢

Did Gregggggg not get the memo about saying 'slippery'? Tsk.

Froot froo da cheez mixtcha.

It's like James Mason has been reincarnated.

We need new presenters. Them 2 is past their sell bye

Yuzus are definitely the in citrus this year.

I feel ya, James.

Imagine next years presented by Rylan and Joe Swash

Scream

Arrrrggghh !!

Might as well do manky tinned carrots

I'm scared of the dessert too, James.

So that's just neat peanut butter in there ? Not mixed with anything ?

9pm dinner? No thanks. Indigestion.

Pink and slippery 🤮

Dani: 'my dad really loves to cook, whereas my mum's a really good cook'.

What did I miss there? That doesn't make any sense to me.

Mmm. Burnt steak. How appetising.

I suspect, Dani, that 60 seconds takes 60 seconds.

I think they've missed the brief

Celebrity - someone from gogglebox (DH and I
Couldn't stop laughing)

Masterchef - someone like Richie who says he's never had anyone round to his house because he's not confident cooking.

Could be a fun watch!

Coleslaw and stew is a bit weird.

Not my cup of tea.

But points for calling it 'coleslaw' and not 'slaw.'