Sleb Masterchef - it begins again

[Halsall]

Chuffians! How did we miss this? 9pm tonight, Wednesday the 2nd, BBC1.

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@ILoveSooty
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And apologies to everyone I’ve accidentally left out…

Yes, it's Scottish Laird meets 1980 PE teacher. Everyone will be wearing it next season!

Cheese master 😆

Cheese judge. Amazing

I knew Marcus would be a foodie.

I hadn't realised it was on!

<fires up television>

Gregg has a truly terrifying smile.

DH is frantically Googling his future Cheese Master career.

Gregg's not even a cannibal. He's a faux cannibal. Pronounced fowx.

I don't mind Richie.

I've never actually watched Suits but years ago, when I would catch a few minutes of it while flicking channels, I genuinely thought the lead actor in it was Simon from The Inbetweeners. I thought he'd gone to America, had a bit of a makeover and done well for himself. It was only when I saw the real actor at Meghan and Harry's wedding that I realised my mistake.

Richie is gaslighting

What's this challenge sorry?

DS is at Birmingham Uni and is yet to locate the Balti Triangle. He says these days it's a bit more of a Balti Hypotenuse.

Googlebox people are fake celebs

@PolkadotsAndMoonbeams they each went up and picked a cliche at random and have to cook with whatever was under it 🤷🏻‍♀️

Under the cloche: there was an ingredient they have to cook with.

Sea bass = Marcus
Prawns = James
Venison = Dani
Pineapple = Mica
Aubergine = Richie

Cloche even! Stupid autocarrot

They had to pick a cloche and there was a random ingredient underneath, Polkadots. It was very clever and scientific not

I liked the cliche 😈👏🤣🤣

Ah ok, thanks.

I thought they all had the same 'main' ingredient so got a bit confused when I saw fish then vegetable curry!

Quite a few of the most famous restaurants have closed down.

I expect a few disasters

No one should ever say the word sexy when gregggg is in the vicinity, he'll automatically think he's being talked about.

Jonty’s looking a bit rubicund, I’ve just realised

Looks like a cat threw up in Richie's bowls.