Sleb Masterchef - it begins again

[Halsall]

Chuffians! How did we miss this? 9pm tonight, Wednesday the 2nd, BBC1.

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And apologies to everyone I’ve accidentally left out…

Nicky Nacky Nocky 😱

Reckless tossing in hot fat of fishes

Watching each season of every variation of Masterchef just makes me realise I could never work in a professional kitchen.

Terry is getting an invoice for fish 🐟

I have. Just fast food. But all about timing

Although the ones run by women seem to have a much healthier atmosphere.

If I ordered the bream I would get them to hold the carcass.

One "crime" was effectively telling a camera person to F off as he was under pressure

The wastage here is just criminal. How much does a bream cost?

Shazia is becoming increasingly annoying

I'm having to mute the tv!

I've never had gnocchi that wasn't disappointing.

I am losing the will over their pronunciation of gnocchi.

Well I find that perfectly understandable @fourquenelles 😅 love your username BTW

Yes yes, Max, just stand there watching the pot boil over.

Remi my favourite

@JaneJeffer thanks!

I mean, fish carcass is just something a cartoon cat would take out of a bin.

Funny they always get the last one perfect isn't it?

Oh this is tedious. I don’t want a fucking pirhana carscass staring at me.

Top cat🤣

Yep

When he said it was all edible, I thought there's rather a lot of bones...

Ben seems way nicer than the other one!

Remi really rises to challenges.