Sleb Masterchef - it begins again

[Halsall]

Chuffians! How did we miss this? 9pm tonight, Wednesday the 2nd, BBC1.

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And apologies to everyone I’ve accidentally left out…

Have they still got to cook their own dish?

Street food now….

Oh, the street food bit.

Glad Christian cocked it up!!! 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁 😁

Oooh

Ok, something I have always wondered ........ If someone has a burger van or a trendy food truck, where do they go to the toilet?

Noooo. You can't do that to rice.

Omg rice as a bun

Sacrilege to chilli 🌶 con carne

Ask Bob where he goes to the loo!

That would be huge to eat - most people get hot dogs or kebabs - no one can eat a whole loaf filled with meat!

Max hold that spoon properly

Knobhead's Nacho Nook!

Shazia sounds like she has a permanently bunged up nose!!

An hour to make chicken and wraps is plenty time!

Remi needs a bigger pan.

That fish.

I hate to say it but.......

Cornflour? As in cornflour, not masa de harina?

Oh bugger. He's going through.

Yay!

Yep 😫😫

He's through isn't he?

Well, dh likes to tell us of his student days in Hull, where the post club snack was a hollowed out fresh loaf, filled with chips, ham and cheese then back in the oven.

That is a disappointing portion of chips. She'd need a rickshaw to outrun the angry football fans.