Sleb Masterchef - it begins again

[Halsall]

Chuffians! How did we miss this? 9pm tonight, Wednesday the 2nd, BBC1.

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Loving seeing Christian being bossed about.... He hates it!!! 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

@EsmaCannonball Hope he goes!

It's like my children's cooking lessons in there.

Terry has the potential to be as horrible as Sid Owen and the vicar off of Gogglebox.

Surely basic common sense…….oh, forget it 🤦‍♀️

OK @halsall :)

Oh you shouldn't be horrid to the cameraman!

Terry's voice is so annoying

@Pebbledashery 👍

Don't tell Gregg you're a jelly inside!

Both leaders did well I thought.

I can't stand Terry but I didn't think Shazia was helpful to him at all.

When would anyone ever cook like this?

Totally crap challenge

I do not like the look of that ravioli dish. Not at all appealing.

Has anyone tried the proper version?

Hard agree. As the kidz say.

Add 'rubbery' to the list of words Gregg should never say.

Brilliant efforts considering that yesterday they couldn't make toast.

Looks thick enough to me you thick Thumb

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WILL NO-ONE THINK OF THE SQUID 😭

Deep-fried bream carcass 🤣🤣

At least Max actually looks quite like a chef.

Because he's been such a git I don't feel so guilty for thinking that Terry looks like a bream carcass.

Spicy fish and chips

And slimy.