Sleb Masterchef - it begins again

[Halsall]

Chuffians! How did we miss this? 9pm tonight, Wednesday the 2nd, BBC1.

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And apologies to everyone I’ve accidentally left out…

So are @RainbowWilf996 and I... 😔 😔

I think celeb shows are in danger of running out of celebs I can even remotely like.

Bring back Dave.

@Pebbledashery just thinking ahead - would you like to take over thread-hosting duties for the next one? We're heading to the 800 posts mark now, I notice….

Hello Everyone!

This round is so pointless.

John's still doing shifts on the Waitrose deli counter this series. He should keep the hat on.

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Evening all!

Fairly sure Max has never seen a squid ever

That's when he's onshore having a break from the whaling fleet @EsmaCannonball

Have to be honest. Eye yolk on toast not in pasta

Is Terry Christian a knob?

Total knob

My battery died in the last throes last night.
pusta dough is back I see.
she’s got the measure of Terry I see. Neither of these are ringing my bells.

Shazia used to be a science teacher so she should be used to issuing instructions - it’s just like an experiment, after all…

Forgot this was on, oops. But the squid dish is 100% going to be a disaster.

I bet Terry wanted to be team leader.

Thank you!🤣

King Nob supreme leader of knob town in the country of Knobvania

He's the definition of knob.

'Never work with children, animals, or squid'. Old showbiz saying.

How can squid stink. Is it off.?Honestly what a weed

Squid smells of the sea. Well perhaps not some seas

Sorry but everyone knows what blitz means - good that she's making him be involved though.

To be fair to Terry the Knob Shazia would drive me nuts with this challenge too.

Max would be very attractive with a good head of hair and if he didn't give me flashbacks to that awful Simpsons routine on Strictly and basically if he wasn't Max.