Sleb Masterchef - it begins again

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Chuffians! How did we miss this? 9pm tonight, Wednesday the 2nd, BBC1.

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@pebbledashery
@Ellenanora7
@RomainingCalm
@ILoveSooty
@GrouchyKiwi
@littlbrowndog
@Wolfcub
@TheDogsMother
@EsmaCannonball
@blueberrycreampie
@Sunbird24
@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow
@GrandTheftWalrus
@Jay55
@ShirleyPhallus

And apologies to everyone I’ve accidentally left out…

She seems to think she's some sort of gangsters moll.. I heard her mention gangsters last night... 🙄🙄 I

Was it something like ‘be more gangster (stop crying)’ or similar?

I’m not sure gangster is a useful trait in the kitchen. Unless you are going to threaten your vegetables to chop themselves into identical cubes.

I’d rather be more Monica. (Goddess walking)

'Tonight, Gregggg, you sleep with the fishes'

Hmmmm…….might be OK with that.

👆Obvs if uttered à la Corleone with proper cotton-wool-stuffed cheeks….😽

I’ve slept with the fishes.

Sort of. I’d had a few cheeky ones and fell asleep in my scampi supper. Long time ago now. I wouldn’t waste it these days.

I suspect that isn’t quite what you are meaning….

@ArcaneWireless 😂😂

@ArcaneWireless is scampi technically fishes? 😂

Hello lovely ☀️🦢

I recall a little fish gate scandal shock horror probe at the time and think they were playing fast and loose with fish lumps instead of prawny things. Cheaper innit?

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Not that I’d have noticed. I was likely soused.

And my chipper may have been innocent in it all.

Casting aspersions… 🎣 (badoomtish 🥁)

”A gobbet-sized piece of fish in crumb or batter”

Now there is a term. A gobbet.

Gobbet - sounds like another way to describe Gregggg

This week's schedule...

Thank you @ChicoryDip. I have now caught up with the two episodes I missed last week. I don't recognise anyone in that photo?

I am here HUZZAH!! Sorry had some horrendous family issues including my Dad dying at the end of May so I have been a bit out of it. He was 91 and in a nursing home so not totally unexpected. All good now though.

Hope all you lovely people are OK. I'll get into this lot and see you all Wednesday at 9pm

Sorry to hear that four

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Ah, so sorry about your Dad, fourq. Hope you’re OK ❤️

So sorry to hear that @fourquenelles. 💐💐💐

We've missed you, glad to have you back.

Sorry to hear about your dad @fourquenelles 💐

Just bumping for later :)

Big hugs @fourquenelles 🫂 we missed you xxxx

Big hugs @fourquenelles

Settling in early to grab the comfie seat in the corner. It seems that Gregggggg has invested in a prawn farm this year.

Someone up thread mentioned fried brie - I usually bake camembert until it runs off the plate so I like the sound of that. Fried banana however is the work of the devil as are all bananas.

So sorry to hear about your Dad @fourquenelles, it's very sad, I lost my parents in April and even though they were in their eighties it's still very raw, take care of yourself and we're here if you need to chat ❤️

I only know two tonight I think

👋 everyone

@fourquenelles So sorry to hear about your Dad.
Ds2 is ready in his flat to watch Dave!!