Coronation Street - NO SPOILERS! Sarah caught out in Damon lie; will Elaine be next to die? Brian and Isabella - just plain WHY?

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But of course the big question is, will Arabella Weir move in two doors down?

"Will the Rovers close?" Is not much of a nail biter.

It is like one of the questions on the front of soap magazines that they put there when they know dull well the answer is 'no:

As long as Gemma and co don't get it...shudder.

Oh yes, like ‘Is Sean in mortal peril?’ Sadly, no.

‘Has Sunita come back from the dead?’ No.

‘Will Billy become the next Archbishop of Canterbury?’ No.

‘Will Roy and his favourite bat find true love?’ Please go away.

Don’t kill off poor George!! I reckon Glenda likes a flutter, so maybe a win on the horses, or perhaps a big bingo win.

How much will Glenda need, though? If it's £100k or so, maybe she do one of those radio phone-in 'cash grab' things, where the DJ rings up and you have to say some daft code words.

Or premium bonds?

Watching live. Not liking this call with Stu's grandaughter - cant think of her name.

I’m watching Corrie for the first time in a while tonight. Good god it is TERRIBLE. The “funny” bits are making me cringe. What on earth happened? Or is this just an unusually bad episode?

It's Eliza's dad, fortunately. I think.

Meanwhile, the Glenda loudspeaker faux pas made me actually laugh.

The Rovers is busy tonight. Lots of forgotten regulars and extras.

This episode is awful.

And the new Argos dinosaur is triggering my misophonia.

The Todd-Bernie massage story is insane
Glyn Young story - weird
Newton and Ridley father and son - tedious
Factreh -
Stu, Eliza and Saint Yasmeen - boring as fuck

Elizas dad ...is he a new regular. Will he live in Eileen's?
Will Alina return with small Tyrone?
Will George sell his big house and buy the Rovers?

Yeah, I think George will take over the Rovers

How convenient Glyn Young is dying and doesn’t have anyone other than Glenda, his sole heiress…

The Rovers was so overstaffed, it's hardly surprising they are not doing so well

Bernie and her massage business. Just awful

Where was Henry Newton brought up? He’d be more at home in Downton Abbey with that accent.

Eliza's storyline is done. I'm seeing bye bye Eliza.

We will probably find out that Glyn had number one hits in Japan that nobody knew about

George may have forgotten he owns a house

Cathy did

Eliza's dad doesn't look much younger than her grandad. I wonder is he after the compensation that Stu got for wrongful imprisonment, or is he on the level.

Eliza's dad is Darren Moffett who did an outstanding job as Jesus in Manchester Passion a good few years ago

Yes jog on Eliza. Although her dad could be partnered up with a single woman.

Yes, Eliza's dad saying he'd been too young to accept being a dad! She's only twelve, and as someone said, he looks nearly as old as Stu!

I’ve seen him in something before. I think he could scrub up nicely and go out with that nice Alya

The pub singer old fella was dire. I really expected Rita to be persuaded to get up and do her pitiful Shirley Bassey tribute act but her singing voice is very bad. Sooner or later we must get to hear Jodie whatsername sing!

The idea of a new landlord for the Rovers is very interesting but what would the writers do with Jenny?!