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Masterchef: Thread 5

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Pebbledashery · 19/05/2023 16:43

In readiness

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GrouchyKiwi · 30/05/2023 21:31

This round always reminds me of how angry Adam Handling got during the wanky chef episode of his season.

Halsall · 30/05/2023 21:31

littlbrowndog · 30/05/2023 21:30

I will train the toddlers up to shout wankers. As a mum that’s my job

Great dedication to duty littlbrown 😂😂

Jourdain11 · 30/05/2023 21:31

CurlewKate · 30/05/2023 21:29

@Jourdain11 "
She's not wrong, although should a 9 year old call people tossers?"
Yes. At about the same age my ds yelled "It's only fucking dinner!" at Masterchef....

This one has form. As a teeny Year 1 she told her teacher that we had a new Prime Minister called Fucking Boris Johnson...

littlbrowndog · 30/05/2023 21:32

Haha she’s giving him the burn

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 30/05/2023 21:32

littlbrowndog · 30/05/2023 21:30

I will train the toddlers up to shout wankers. As a mum that’s my job

Reminds me of the “that’s a fucking goat” video. Little kids swearing is so wrong, but so funny.

GrouchyKiwi · 30/05/2023 21:32

Jourdain11 · 30/05/2023 21:31

This one has form. As a teeny Year 1 she told her teacher that we had a new Prime Minister called Fucking Boris Johnson...

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My kids refer to him as "That Idiot Who Was Prime Minister".

Wolfcub · 30/05/2023 21:32

Chariya is unshakeable

TheDogsMother · 30/05/2023 21:32

Well done Charyia. She's not letting this asshole intimidate her.

EsmaCannonball · 30/05/2023 21:32

GrouchyKiwi · 30/05/2023 21:31

This round always reminds me of how angry Adam Handling got during the wanky chef episode of his season.

He goes the same way every time he is on The Great British Menu. I really went off him when he swore and shouted at the waiting staff.

viques · 30/05/2023 21:32

Jourdain11 · 30/05/2023 21:27

They just pass 'em off as accidents 😄

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Todays wanky chef is tomorrows meat pie…..

littlbrowndog · 30/05/2023 21:33

Wolfcub · 30/05/2023 21:32

Chariya is unshakeable

She bloody is ❤️❤️❤️

ilovesooty · 30/05/2023 21:33

Jourdain11 · 30/05/2023 21:31

This one has form. As a teeny Year 1 she told her teacher that we had a new Prime Minister called Fucking Boris Johnson...

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Made my day 🤣

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 30/05/2023 21:33

See John’s dressed up for the occasion.

GrouchyKiwi · 30/05/2023 21:34

EsmaCannonball · 30/05/2023 21:32

He goes the same way every time he is on The Great British Menu. I really went off him when he swore and shouted at the waiting staff.

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That's a shame. I always appreciated him calling out the nonsense of this round.

littlbrowndog · 30/05/2023 21:34

Terri 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

WhiskersPete · 30/05/2023 21:35

Chef is called Farty

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Pebbledashery · 30/05/2023 21:35

All I hear is Fartee 😅

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GrouchyKiwi · 30/05/2023 21:35

It's very difficult not to be an immature dick about chef's name.

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Pebbledashery · 30/05/2023 21:35

GrouchyKiwi · 30/05/2023 21:35

It's very difficult not to be an immature dick about chef's name.

See below😅😅😅

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AutumnCrow · 30/05/2023 21:36

Finally I'm catching up! I've been working silly hours WFH lately. Eating mostly instant noodles ...

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 30/05/2023 21:36

My god, these people (the customers) are so elegant. I feel second hand cringe for John and gregg.
milk skin or not, I’d eat that.

bomanicious · 30/05/2023 21:36

Dessert is just fecking ODD

GrouchyKiwi · 30/05/2023 21:37

I wouldn't eat that. Milk is revolting enough, never mind milk skin.

viques · 30/05/2023 21:37

So wanky chef is called Farty is he? Mm, bit of nominative determinism going on there then.

AutumnCrow · 30/05/2023 21:37

Fancy ice cream aye in Fussell's Milk

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