Masterchef: Thread 5

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness

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Chef is a wanker!

It's astounding more murders don't happen in professional kitchens.

Can you imagine the traditional people of Turkey thinking what is all this pretentiousness ? !!

I think Chef is regretting this…

Well yes

Chef is an arsehole.

They just pass 'em off as accidents 😄

What a tosser this dude is

You're bloody garbage mate

A tendon jelly cube. Yum 🤢

I'm not sure what chef expected letting 4 home cooks into Michelin starred professional kitchen? He's getting very stressed out.

Ok, it's taken me until the final week but I have just realised that the person Chariya reminds me of is Mimi Labonq from 'Allo 'Allo!

I hate this wasteful, wanky bollocks, like the MC of old... perfectly good food being thrown because it was a degree too hot, or half a centimetre too thick.

I much prefer the nice chefs. The contestants are amateurs, after all. Last week’s chef was nice, even though the food was a bit ludicrous.

I would be tempted to stab him with a burnt kebab stick

This guy needs to get his head out of his arse for real

Hmm. What. An. Arsehole.
go on try and intimidate our Chariya. You’ll end up with a kebab skewer where the sun don’t shine.

Last week's chefs were both lovely.

@Jourdain11 "
She's not wrong, although should a 9 year old call people tossers?"
Yes. At about the same age my ds yelled "It's only fucking dinner!" at Masterchef....

I'd be telling him to fuck off and mumsnet flounce

Or pies.

I will train the toddlers up to shout wankers. As a mum that’s my job

That looks awful.

Milk skin is giving me shudders, and not in a good way. As is the potato blanket, what’s wrong with chips.

Dont like this wanky chef and his wanky food I thought the outdoor food looked much tastier.