Masterchef: Thread 5

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness

I love pistachios, but that just looks a bit weird.

We have Bruce Springsteen playing tonight in Edinburgh. Was awesome. Windows open no need to pay

I love anything pistachio

I'm just back from Valencia where they had a food called fartons. I'm really too old to still be finding that type of thing funny 😆

Mind you, I'd want a proper scoop, not that measly smear of ice-cream on the side of the dish.

well done Anurag, though.

Times like that I miss living near Murrayfield.

My whole family are eating instant noodles. I got some Japanese ones at a shop near work and now I feel like I've made an effort.

I think Anurag got the fiddliest dish.

John is dressed like he's going on a commando raid of the Yves Saint-Laurent garden.

Apparently Beyoncé was really loud last week? I had friends in Polwarth saying they could hear it.

Anurag's getting a bit cheeky this episode..

Imagine walking through the market in your (fake) whites.

Beyoncé last week. And this week cripes Harry styles. Was like a very inappropriate hen night seeing all the wee girls

Well there’s a man who understands the words “well fed”.

What is Gregg wearing? 😂

I just said the same 🤣

Yay am in polwarth could hear every word

I like Anurag's food but I think he's a wee bit cocky.

Oh fuck, are we going to have an actual diplomatic incident?

Oh Ambassador! Wiv zees Masterchef contestants, you are really zpoiling urrzz!

DH is wondering what the Turkish Gregggg Wallace is like

Yes but you are French and you get away with things like this, with flair.

I just feel desultory

Just give 'em Ferrero Rocher!

Still an arsehole I imagine. Just a continental one.

Elastic waisted trousers?