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Masterchef: Thread 5

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Pebbledashery · 19/05/2023 16:43

In readiness

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Piggywaspushed · 25/05/2023 20:45

Errmmm. Boobies???

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Pebbledashery · 25/05/2023 20:45

Bazza looks like the joker of the bunch

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ilovesooty · 25/05/2023 20:45

Professor Barry Smith can hardly contain his amusement.

Halsall · 25/05/2023 20:45

Jourdain11 · 25/05/2023 20:44

DD is asleep - if she were awake I'd turn it off, I think it might finish her off right now! Really disappointing that she's poorly again because she was so much better for a week or so. She even managed to do her SATs off timetable! They're talking all sorts of new tests they haven't done yet, so maybe something will come of it.

Who's this Millie Foy Greg keeps speaking about? 😂

A close relation of Amooze Boosh, Jourdain 🤯

littlbrowndog · 25/05/2023 20:45

Such a worry jourdain ❤️❤️

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Pebbledashery · 25/05/2023 20:46

What was Greggs fleece about.

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GrouchyKiwi · 25/05/2023 20:46

Am pretty sure that scientist lady's eyes were saying "WTAF" right then.

bomanicious · 25/05/2023 20:46

Hope Wee Jourdain is better soon Flowers

littlbrowndog · 25/05/2023 20:46

Och food is not art. It’s food

BotterMon · 25/05/2023 20:47

God this is so fucking pretentious. Luckily none of the guest look like big eaters....

GrouchyKiwi · 25/05/2023 20:47

Michael O'Hare wants his concept back.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 25/05/2023 20:47

We went to a Posho place in Barcelona (Ferran Alba dontcha know) for a tasting menu. We coukd hardly walk after despite the tiny plates.

ilovesooty · 25/05/2023 20:48

"Visually it looks brilliant" no it doesn't.

PolkadotsAndMoonbeams · 25/05/2023 20:48

You get to the top of your field, and you're asked to sit on a partitioned-off bit of landing in and read pretentious things about the senses off cards while somebody turns the lights off...

littlbrowndog · 25/05/2023 20:48

She just said it was very tasty. She hated it

WhiskersPete · 25/05/2023 20:48

We want plates!

Halsall · 25/05/2023 20:48

Hahahaha, they didn’t get the reaction of Nervous Scientist to the squid risotto, I notice.

Jourdain11 · 25/05/2023 20:49

Ewww, horrible black food - looks like mud.

littlbrowndog · 25/05/2023 20:49

Truffle pebbles 🤣🤣🤣

GrouchyKiwi · 25/05/2023 20:49

Are they meant to be smelling the earth after eating all those Jerusalem artichokes too?

Jourdain11 · 25/05/2023 20:50

I actually don't mind Jerusalem artichoke

bomanicious · 25/05/2023 20:50

Are we supposed to believe these top scientists are wowed by dry ice?

littlbrowndog · 25/05/2023 20:50

Omg they got tweezers. Ffs

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Pebbledashery · 25/05/2023 20:50

littlbrowndog · 25/05/2023 20:49

Truffle pebbles 🤣🤣🤣

Yuck

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 25/05/2023 20:50

GrouchyKiwi · 25/05/2023 20:49

Are they meant to be smelling the earth after eating all those Jerusalem artichokes too?

Well everyone will be smelling something after that.

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