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Masterchef: Thread 5

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Pebbledashery · 19/05/2023 16:43

In readiness

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Pebbledashery · 25/05/2023 20:33

This chef probably just wants all these amateurs out of his kitchen

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littlbrowndog · 25/05/2023 20:33

ilovesooty · 25/05/2023 20:33

Put it on the baby names thread. I dare you. 🤣

Wow 🤣🤣🤣

Halsall · 25/05/2023 20:33

ilovesooty · 25/05/2023 20:33

Put it on the baby names thread. I dare you. 🤣

How about Kiki and Jack-Fruit?

EsmaCannonball · 25/05/2023 20:34

I think I've just seen someone in a white coat sneaking a sample of John's hair and putting it in a Petri dish. Expect a super-antibiotic to be patented in a few years.

ChicoryDip · 25/05/2023 20:34

Pebbledashery · 25/05/2023 20:31

I'd be asking for my money back after this tasting menu

It's £190/person for his chef's table experience.

ilovesooty · 25/05/2023 20:34

Halsall · 25/05/2023 20:33

How about Kiki and Jack-Fruit?

That as well 😁

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 25/05/2023 20:35

EsmaCannonball · 25/05/2023 20:34

I think I've just seen someone in a white coat sneaking a sample of John's hair and putting it in a Petri dish. Expect a super-antibiotic to be patented in a few years.

As long as they don’t clone Gregggggggggg.

Pebbledashery · 25/05/2023 20:35

ChicoryDip · 25/05/2023 20:34

It's £190/person for his chef's table experience.

The equivalent of putting money down the toilet..seriously.

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littlbrowndog · 25/05/2023 20:35

ChicoryDip · 25/05/2023 20:34

It's £190/person for his chef's table experience.

Any drinks with that 🤣🤣

bomanicious · 25/05/2023 20:35

USE THE MANDOLIN FINGER GUARD FOR THE LOVE OF HOLY FUCK

Piggywaspushed · 25/05/2023 20:35

I can genuinely imagine a child called Brioche.

StiggyZardust · 25/05/2023 20:36

I usually only read this thread, too busy shouting fuck off Gregg at the TV. I'm compelled to ask what the hell is this bollocks?

Halsall · 25/05/2023 20:36

Piggywaspushed · 25/05/2023 20:35

I can genuinely imagine a child called Brioche.

I bet you there’s been at least one

littlbrowndog · 25/05/2023 20:36

Am not sure that jack is taking this seriously 🤣👏

GrouchyKiwi · 25/05/2023 20:36

I watched The Menu over someone's shoulder on the plane to NZ in January. This chef would 100% be up for running a restaurant like that.

Pebbledashery · 25/05/2023 20:37

Halsall · 25/05/2023 20:36

I bet you there’s been at least one

I hope their surname isn't Bun or Roll

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Jourdain11 · 25/05/2023 20:37

Evening, sorry that I've missed you all last time and that I'm late joining the party again tonight. DD1 has been poorly again and we're back in hospital this eve 😭

Just put it on my iPad to pass time - wtaf is happening? Is this a competition to see who can cook the most revolting dish?!

Wolfcub · 25/05/2023 20:37

We appear to be crossing format with GBM why isn't this being tested in chefs

littlbrowndog · 25/05/2023 20:37

Aw wishing you lassie well

Pebbledashery · 25/05/2023 20:38

Imagine the conversation over this table.. I'd just wanna talk about Eastenders

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GrouchyKiwi · 25/05/2023 20:38

Basically yes, Jourdain. Hope your DD feels better again soon. Flowers

WhiskersPete · 25/05/2023 20:38

Chef's hair is greasier than John's.

Pebbledashery · 25/05/2023 20:38

Jourdain11 · 25/05/2023 20:37

Evening, sorry that I've missed you all last time and that I'm late joining the party again tonight. DD1 has been poorly again and we're back in hospital this eve 😭

Just put it on my iPad to pass time - wtaf is happening? Is this a competition to see who can cook the most revolting dish?!

Sending hugs x

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EsmaCannonball · 25/05/2023 20:38

They're only feeding eight people with these teeny-tiny dishes? They're acting like it's a mega-banquet.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 25/05/2023 20:38

Oh o
i hope she’s ok Jourdain. Poor wee thing.

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