Masterchef: Thread 5

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness

This chef probably just wants all these amateurs out of his kitchen

Wow 🤣🤣🤣

How about Kiki and Jack-Fruit?

I think I've just seen someone in a white coat sneaking a sample of John's hair and putting it in a Petri dish. Expect a super-antibiotic to be patented in a few years.

It's £190/person for his chef's table experience.

That as well 😁

As long as they don’t clone Gregggggggggg.

The equivalent of putting money down the toilet..seriously.

Any drinks with that 🤣🤣

USE THE MANDOLIN FINGER GUARD FOR THE LOVE OF HOLY FUCK

I can genuinely imagine a child called Brioche.

I usually only read this thread, too busy shouting fuck off Gregg at the TV. I'm compelled to ask what the hell is this bollocks?

I bet you there’s been at least one

Am not sure that jack is taking this seriously 🤣👏

I watched The Menu over someone's shoulder on the plane to NZ in January. This chef would 100% be up for running a restaurant like that.

I hope their surname isn't Bun or Roll

Evening, sorry that I've missed you all last time and that I'm late joining the party again tonight. DD1 has been poorly again and we're back in hospital this eve 😭

Just put it on my iPad to pass time - wtaf is happening? Is this a competition to see who can cook the most revolting dish?!

We appear to be crossing format with GBM why isn't this being tested in chefs

Aw wishing you lassie well

Imagine the conversation over this table.. I'd just wanna talk about Eastenders

Basically yes, Jourdain. Hope your DD feels better again soon.

Chef's hair is greasier than John's.

Sending hugs x

They're only feeding eight people with these teeny-tiny dishes? They're acting like it's a mega-banquet.

Oh o
i hope she’s ok Jourdain. Poor wee thing.