Masterchef: Thread 5

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness

Joseph Joseph there is a little bit serial killer sexy, tbh.

She discovered DNA. In reality.

This food can also fuck right off.

Honestly.. I'd rather beans on toast

Jackfruit and Kiki 🙄. Probably time for some beans on toast.

Yes just saw that. Imagine the men took her discovery🙂

This is wankery on rocket-fuel AND steroids.

It's called The Matilda Effect.

Who was Rosalind Franklin ? Or

She did all the leg work for the discovery of the structure of DNA only for W&C to come in and claim it.

Yum. I always aim to make my food look and taste like soil.

I'm guessing this chef is banned from entering The Great British Menu in the same way that Derren Brown is banned from every casino in the world.

I don't find anything appealing about this sort of cooking.

This is so cutting edge.

Not like anyone was doing anything like this, oooh, fifteen years ago like.

This food is too cringe

And his wankery hair

How many people have said " I'd like mine served on a tree trunk please"? Er none I believe.

The dessert sounds quite nice. Will they be playing the soundtrack of swarming bees while the guests eat it?

I'd be asking for my money back after this tasting menu

Oh, I actually like that little beehive thing.

His arms so veiny why is that

Bee-Pollen, Vanilla and Coconut, Chef's three lovely daughters.

DH is obviously on glue as he said it looks amazing and he’d eat it.
chef is a touch hot though.

But I do have respect for these people in white coats

Served by waiting staff dressed in full beekeepers outfit and boots. With a squirt of scented smoke in the face from one of those beekeepers smoke squirters (technical name)

Put it on the baby names thread. I dare you. 🤣