Masterchef: Thread 3

[Pebbledashery]

In readiness 😅

Slipping charcoal in their pastry and beetroot colour in their noodles...

I can make a cupcake and I was the despair of my home economics teachers.

Scottish Emma reminds me of that Gillian McKeith lady who used to examine people's poo in a tupperware box. It's not a great association for a cookery show.

Oh yeah, her full medical title was Gillian McKeith.

Yes and now I can see it, I can’t unsee it!

I'm finding her annoying, and I am Scottish!

Burrr block.

Street food!

Mackerel and fried carrots, nothing like going back to the classics.

and now he has dumped the poor mackerel.

Hahaha! This is proper MC savagery.
mushrooms and tofu. Nope.

If either Greggggg or Ryan say burr blonk again it's gonna finish me.

I hope fire breather gets through.

‘Burr blonk’?

Sometimes it’s a blessing not to have sound

DH rarely comments on mc (much’ but has just gone on a “why the actual fuck would you make something for the first time on here?” rant.

If they could only blur Gregg's face as well, we'd be onto something

I quite like Piggy McFireface

He's pan-fried his what?

Think yourself pardoned from the aural horror for one evening and blessed.

🤣

Oh, I might need to change my username!

WTF is that HORROR?

Piggywastorched?

Genius.

That pasta looks dry

Think burr blonk Ryan is gone.