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Masterchef: Thread 3

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Pebbledashery · 27/04/2023 21:33

In readiness 😅

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bomanicious · 01/05/2023 20:36

Personally I too insist my pastry matches my worktop.

viques · 01/05/2023 20:36

oh dear, apparently grey pastry and milky lumps are delicious. Who knew?

Jourdain11 · 01/05/2023 20:37

Don't care, I couldn't eat anything grey and brown!

bomanicious · 01/05/2023 20:37

Jourdain11 · 01/05/2023 20:35

My daughter just said, "I wouldn't be any use on this because you and dad come from Cornwall and France and they don't do any special cooking there."

Clearly I've failed to impress with my fine French cuisine!!!

Yeah France, that barren wasteland of culinary know how Grin

TheDogsMother · 01/05/2023 20:38

Seriously ! Grey pastry man goes through ?

AutumnCrow · 01/05/2023 20:38

Jourdain11 · 01/05/2023 20:35

My daughter just said, "I wouldn't be any use on this because you and dad come from Cornwall and France and they don't do any special cooking there."

Clearly I've failed to impress with my fine French cuisine!!!

Put some madeleine cakes up her nostrils and say, 'how's that for a childhood memory?'

EsmaCannonball · 01/05/2023 20:38

Halsall · 01/05/2023 20:34

Not having heard Fabio’s accent I’m probably wildly off-base, but he looks like Alastair Appleton off Escape to the Country might after running away to the French Foreign Legion then working as a mercenary for 19 years and ripping cows apart with his bare hands.

😁Am now trying to think what Alastair Appleton could do to cause him to become a desperado in need of joining the Foreign Legion. Perhaps Aled Jones is buried somewhere beneath a converted water-mill in Church Stretton.

ChicoryDip · 01/05/2023 20:38

TheDogsMother · 01/05/2023 20:38

Seriously ! Grey pastry man goes through ?

Grey pastry and pink noodles. Who knew?

viques · 01/05/2023 20:39

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 01/05/2023 20:35

I don’t like the Greek chorus of the other contestants. For me they should be trying to trip each other up and messing with the sous vide.

You are my sort of competitor.

Halsall · 01/05/2023 20:40

Pink noodles, Man Bun and Harry Potter! What about Buff Alastair Appleton and Pig Fire Man?!

Jourdain11 · 01/05/2023 20:40

bomanicious · 01/05/2023 20:37

Yeah France, that barren wasteland of culinary know how Grin

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Me: You know that France is famous for its food?
DD2: It's just bread and cheese.

AutumnCrow · 01/05/2023 20:40

viques · 01/05/2023 20:39

You are my sort of competitor.

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Absolutely. Booting the freezer plugs out of the wall when the floor manager's looking at his clipboard.

TheDogsMother · 01/05/2023 20:40

Hmmmm I'm not sure he's kick boxed in a while.

GrouchyKiwi · 01/05/2023 20:40

Jourdain11 · 01/05/2023 20:40

Me: You know that France is famous for its food?
DD2: It's just bread and cheese.

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Your DD is savage. I love her. Grin

EsmaCannonball · 01/05/2023 20:40

Looking like a pig and turning it into a career move is the epitome of turning lemons into lemonade.

Wolfcub · 01/05/2023 20:41

Cupcakes, really

Halsall · 01/05/2023 20:41

EsmaCannonball · 01/05/2023 20:38

😁Am now trying to think what Alastair Appleton could do to cause him to become a desperado in need of joining the Foreign Legion. Perhaps Aled Jones is buried somewhere beneath a converted water-mill in Church Stretton.

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You’ve heard that story too, Esma? <taps nose>

Say no more.

Jourdain11 · 01/05/2023 20:41

AutumnCrow · 01/05/2023 20:38

Put some madeleine cakes up her nostrils and say, 'how's that for a childhood memory?'

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We had madeleines this weekend! Admittedly they came out of a packet from Budgens, but still!

Skankhunt84 · 01/05/2023 20:41

Trained in dance 😟

ChicoryDip · 01/05/2023 20:42

Cupcakes... not very Masterchef surely?

viques · 01/05/2023 20:42

AutumnCrow · 01/05/2023 20:40

Absolutely. Booting the freezer plugs out of the wall when the floor manager's looking at his clipboard.

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Swapping the sugar for the salt.

forgetting to close the door of the blast freezer.

turning down the temperature gauge on the deep fat fryer.

Jourdain11 · 01/05/2023 20:42

GrouchyKiwi · 01/05/2023 20:40

Your DD is savage. I love her. Grin

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She's also 9, so God knows what she'll be like as a teenager...

viques · 01/05/2023 20:43

ChicoryDip · 01/05/2023 20:42

Cupcakes... not very Masterchef surely?

Better than grey pastry though.

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 01/05/2023 20:43

Fucking kick boxing? Hahaha!
no to jambalaya.

Wolfcub · 01/05/2023 20:43

Oh fricking he'll never done okra before but you choose to do it on masterchef. Did they not have many applications this year?

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