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Masterchef: Thread 3

969 replies

Pebbledashery · 27/04/2023 21:33

In readiness 😅

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Piggywaspushed · 02/05/2023 21:33

viques · 02/05/2023 21:31

🍌

sorry.

That's just cruel.

Pebbledashery · 02/05/2023 21:33

Oh don't cry josh

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EsmaCannonball · 02/05/2023 21:34

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 02/05/2023 21:33

Anyone remember in the 80s when carrot cake was called Passion cake and had lemon cream cheese topping?

Oh yes, passion cake!

ilovesooty · 02/05/2023 21:34

Oh give up Greg.

GrouchyKiwi · 02/05/2023 21:34

No it's not, Gregg! What bobbins. Have you forgotten Anurag already?

Halsall · 02/05/2023 21:34

Yes, I remember when it was Passion Cake too.

Sunbird24 · 02/05/2023 21:35

EsmaCannonball · 02/05/2023 21:34

Oh yes, passion cake!

Was that the same vintage as Lemon Surprise’, which was really just lemon sorbet served in a hollowed out lemon?

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 02/05/2023 21:35

Is it not over? I’m wanting my bed, I’m feeling a bad throat coming on.

TheDogsMother · 02/05/2023 21:35

Ooh now you're taking. I love citrus.

Pebbledashery · 02/05/2023 21:36

Someone will be doing crepe suzette and a duck a l*orange no doubt

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Blueberrycreampie · 02/05/2023 21:36

Yes I remember the passion cake - it was around with 'death by chocolate cake'!

GrouchyKiwi · 02/05/2023 21:36

Someone needs to leave John in a room full of drunk Pedants. I am finding the "Cooking for Gregg and I" more grating with each episode.

AutumnCrow · 02/05/2023 21:36

OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 02/05/2023 21:35

Is it not over? I’m wanting my bed, I’m feeling a bad throat coming on.

You need a nice lemon hot toddy.

Sunbird24 · 02/05/2023 21:36

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow im in mine already, but my hair is still damp so I’m worried about falling asleep and waking up with it stuck up on one side

Pebbledashery · 02/05/2023 21:36

The theatre darling

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viques · 02/05/2023 21:36

That sounds good Firepigman. I like him more and more.

EsmaCannonball · 02/05/2023 21:37

Why are theatrical people never like Daniel Day Lewis and always like knobs?

GrouchyKiwi · 02/05/2023 21:37

FirePigMan is very creative.

AutumnCrow · 02/05/2023 21:38

Sunbird24 · 02/05/2023 21:36

@OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow im in mine already, but my hair is still damp so I’m worried about falling asleep and waking up with it stuck up on one side

I woke up one New Year's Day morning like that, but my hair was stuck to the pillow with dried out red Martini.

Pebbledashery · 02/05/2023 21:38

EsmaCannonball · 02/05/2023 21:37

Why are theatrical people never like Daniel Day Lewis and always like knobs?

Coz half of them aren't as talented as they think they are

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OhWhatFuckeryIsThisNow · 02/05/2023 21:39

Sunbird24 · 02/05/2023 21:35

Was that the same vintage as Lemon Surprise’, which was really just lemon sorbet served in a hollowed out lemon?

Oh god yes! Always rock solid. My friend once had one, it shot across the restaurant and hit someone in the head.
cirtrus is my absolute favourite flavour. I’ve got a huge bag of cheap limes and going to make lime curd.

ilovesooty · 02/05/2023 21:39

GrouchyKiwi · 02/05/2023 21:37

FirePigMan is very creative.

I hope he gets through.

Pebbledashery · 02/05/2023 21:39

I'm feeling sleepy too..

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Blueberrycreampie · 02/05/2023 21:40

@AutumnCrow I woke up one morning with a Halls Mentholyptus stuck to my face. Not as good as Martini though!

Halsall · 02/05/2023 21:40

Mmmmm, yuzu. I have fond memories of yuzu and shochu cocktails in a bar somewhere in Kyoto. Now you can only seem to get it in measly little tiny bottles in Waitrose for £££££.