MAFS OZ UK starting 6 March

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Let's get started! Please no spoilers

Not being aware her voice is too loud inappropriately is an ADHD thing

I'm only on the first episode but oh my god Melissa. I remember in my late teens thinking it was attractive to talk sex all the time and now I cringe to think of it. How can you reach the age of 41 and still think that way?

Evening!
Absolutely hideous dresses for this first wedding

I was hoping it would be the sex pest’s wedding tonight but I think they’re going to keep us waiting

The venue and flowers are all awful. I wonder who chose them, tv company or the couple?

Checking in !
Totes agree, the venue is grim!
Is that supposed to be warehouse chic or something?

The sex one - the poor girl who was stuck talking to her -- is that tonight's one?

Covered in graffiti?

I'd be so disappointing if I got that venue. The garden venues are all lovely. Let's hope this couple get a decent honeymoon

Think the venue is meant to be reflecting how incredibly young they are...mid/late-20s ffs.

My god that green velvet monstrosity is exactly the sort of thing my partner would rock up in, however much I may hunt at a nice navy suit, haha.

also the brother needs to calm down and give him a chance

Yikes, the brother at the wedding!
Reminds me of the Filipino brother.....

I had the exact same thought…. Cyclone Cyrelle’s brother, Ivan!

I’m getting Jedward vibes

We timed dinner badly.
Bit behind now, but, that brother! What a tool. I mean, who honestly behaves like that. I have secondhand embarrassment.

Just like Cyrelle’s brother

However her job as a beauty influencer is 100% a "real" career???

I get she earns lots of money from it but is it really a solid career???

He wants MAFS to give him a platform to do podcasts though so is he in it for a marriage or ££££/$$$$$?????

Yes I remember the brother, IVAN, from last year or whenever it was

I actually liked the warehouse for the wedding, but not for the reception. Plus, all those neon pink lights would give me a migraine

It's not great how the producers cast people with overprotective family, who are always non-white-Australians 😖

Dare i say they seem to be better matches overall this year? Time will tell 🤣😬

I've been unwell today so went for a sleep after reading this thread, and dreamt about Russell Brand and his daughter, who was called Little Pizzapirate 🙄

Janelle and her brothers are exhausting me.

Does anyone remember Go West off of the 80's? They have been reincarnated as Ollie.

Can't make my mind up about the 'entrepreneur', he lost me when he started talking about NFTs.

Just caught up. Chuffed.

Ollie looks like Tony Robbins ' lovechild.😂😁