MAFS OZ UK starting 6 March

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Let's get started! Please no spoilers

Caitlin, Bronte and Josh are all bonkers for putting up with any more. Why would the experts not throw someone out who just said they’re in love with their ex?? But no, they say go and try a bit harder to not be in love with your ex and to pretend you’re in love with this totally unsuitable stranger!

Now we all understand why her brothers have to step in and give her relationship advice. She is blind to what is obvious - adam isn't interested in her. He wants publicity for his future podcast.

Why didn’t they ask about Brontë and Harrison’s “ intimacy”. I wanted Brontë to bring up that conversation over honeymoon dinner. The one where he doesn’t find her attractive and wouldn’t talk to her when the sex was shit.
Experts asked all the others if they had had a good time I noticed.

Hopefully the shit sex will be brought up tomorrow.

Also, Horny Bear got away way too easily. Instead all blame seemed to have been laid at Josh's feet.

Shannon looks like a rotisserie chicken that’s been left there all day. The whites of his eyes are the same colour as his teak skin. Baffling.

I like Josh. He is an emotional, decent man. I wouldn’t have fancied him when I was young but I can see he’d be a kind partner.

I just can’t help but see Rumpelstiltskin when I see Shannon. What a bizarre little man.

Sorry, but Lyndall is starting to give me Olivia vibes. Maybe it was just the hideous outfit. Puffed sleeves bridesmaid chic can be a sign.

He won't break her, I think she's enjoying being the victim and getting the sympathy.

Compare Jessie getting genuinely upset with Brontë and her constant eye dabbing.

He may have upset her at first with the rejection but she over that now and enjoying the limelight and sympathy.

They have no connection whatsoever, I don't even know why they had sex, so why is she still there. She should have asked to leave and come back next year.

That made me laugh!

They really gave sex pest Mel an easy ride, can’t believe she had the cheek to say to Josh he needed to talk to her more, after her entirely blank red to his heartfelt letter.

Shannob is just fucked up, there is no way he is going to get over his ex if they have a child and are still sleeping together, he just shouldn’t have dragged anyone else into the situation.

Harrison reminds me of guys from my teenage years, who my friends would rave on about, and jump through hoops for, and have a massive emotional crisis over, and when I’d meet them I’d think “is that IT?!” A hopeless empty potato shaped mess. Am I missing something. Why is he so successful with women? It baffles me!

Because he's an emotional abuser. That whole treat them mean, keep them keen thing. Harrison does the classic 'negging' technique, eg sleep with her then tell her he no longer finds her sexually attractive.

I don't get it either because that's never worked with me

Did we see the American Mormon lady and her good looking man? Or did I blink?

As a previous poster, I'm warming to 9.5. She and her man are being kind to each other and taking their time.

Harrison and Shannon should both be in the bin.

Still have a bit of a soft spot for Jesse...

Claire and Jesse desperate to cling on to their five minutes of fame. You don't need to be an expert to see that they hate each other.

Jesse, Claire, Brontë and Harrison are all in there for the Insta likes. I mean, I suspect quite a lot of them are, but it’s less obvious with the ones who are having quite a nice time so far. No rational person would vote to stay in either of those relationships. I reckon Harrison only went leave because he figured the show won’t do him any favours at this stage.

But of Jesse was in this for the likes, he would have written stay. Instead he looked genuinely upset at having to stay another week.

I agree. He looks pretty broken and now doesn't trust Claire (who I suspect is pretty flighty). He looks like he wants to go.

I will backtrack on Jesse, although I thoroughly dislike him. I imagine he thought it would be great exposure originally but clearly he has ghosts.

I think Jesse is a complex man. Clearly the relationship with the woman who kept him a secret has affected him. I think it’s quite obvious her and Adam enjoyed at least a flirt.
Although the blonde one in the puffy dress seems nice, I started getting Olivia vibes. Genuinely hope I’m wrong.
Adam’s wife laughing etc, I thought that was all a front because she must realise he’s in it for the podcast deal 🤦‍♀️

I think they chose Jesse knowing exactly what he'd be like and paired him up with Claire for the fireworks- they will have known she was into crystals and horoscopes etc. I'm amazed Claire stayed - I wouldn't put up with being treated the way Jesse treated her. I can't imagine he'll be there for long. He'll probably end up with Janelle!

The puffy dress gave me huge Olivia vibes!

Yeah - Lyndall! What a snake 🐍

I have more respect when people say -look I said stay but you clearly want to leave and I don't want to make you unhappy so I am changing my vote so we are freed.

I think Adrian or Thomas did that? (Uk one)

Please could someone remind me about Olivia cos can't remember her or what she was like

I suspect that others pitched in with an opinion but they were edited out so it looks like she was the only one who commented. She was spot on with what she said though.