MAFS OZ UK starting 6 March

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Harrison is truly awful. There’s something really nasty bubbling under the surface . He seemed totally scathing towards her after they had sex. It was totally bizarre!

How could it have been THAT awful that he said he wants ‘time apart’ …and then that he’s not sexually attracted to her as soon as they’ve had sex (?!) and basically rolls his eyes at her getting upset?

Mind you I agree Brontë was a bit misguided to sleep with him given the red flags on show from day one .. surely even if things were going well you’d want to give it a few more days to avoid rushing things…

Jesse is a weird one. Sometimes he seems quite reasonable and like he has potential …but then he just completely trashes it all with some ridiculous comment. I think he has some serious issues.

Looking forward to sex mad woman next time… why is she ‘mama bear’? 🤢 does she have kids?

Jesse is a knob, but he doesn't seem a malicious knob like Harrison does. When H&B were having that dinner, you could literally see him planning out every word in order to hurt Brontë as much as possible. It sounds like he had performance issues in the night and was dead set on punishing Brontë for it.

This is MN so I'm going to diagnose Harrison with death grip, along with being a weapons grade bellend.

Jesse is a tool but I don't think it's malicious, just very set in his ideas and not used to them being challenged.

Grifter Janelle doesn't have room to talk about anyone else's career stability, and her brothers are unhealthily involved in her relationships. Adam looks so much like my friends' ex it's creeping me out.

I like Cameron & Lyndall the best so far.

I'm looking forward to the sex-pestess wedding.

She does have kids, yes. They must be so embarrassed by her behaviour.

I predict the 'affair' will be between harrison and the 'I'm a 9.5 at least' girl that was the other bride getting married tomorrow. I really like Jessie and think that Claire is being overly sensitive about her woo addiction. He does seem to have done some analysis of his own faults. Changing them, of course, is always harder than just knowing what they are.

Lyndall and her bloke are just fab and I think they'll be the enduring couple.

I would like it to be Harrison and sex woman wife swap --- that way we would really find out if he is as bad as we think he is

However, I think the 9.5 (on a bad day) and Harrison could be possible cos he deffo thinks he is a 12 out of 10 which imho he is not

Cos 9.5 girl doesn't think much of her match going by the short clip tonight

Or Harrison and one with nightmare brothers

Cam and Lyndall are the best couple so far

So funny seeing Claire marching off behind an unsuspecting Jesse. Cameraman stumbling along behind her 😂

I think it could ba Adam?

My theory re Harrison -
He DOES have a hot young woman waiting for him. He couldn't contain his glee when Bronte said she believed that her friend had been stirring the pot. This then meant he would have to decide between them, and having sex was one way to compare them.
BUT based on what she said about lack of any emotion/conversation, he actually just wanted a quick bang which she was disappointed in. He refuses to discuss it now (as he never wanted an emotional connection), but it gives some drama and a reason for them to not work out, ie her being "needy" rather than him just being a borderline psycho

I reckon you're spot on the @Twonewcats.

Do people really talk like this in real life "thank you for making me dinner, it made me feel like you really saw me, for the first time I felt understood, like someone saw behind my facade and knew what I needed in that moment was dinner and was able to provide it, you made me feel so connected, and is this journey continues I hope we can continue to grow and provide for each other, as this becomes a symbol for all hope for all eternity and something our future children will learn and grow from, as we do, each and every moment."

Oh yes, me and DH are like this all the time. Every Dinner time in fact

I'm just watching it now on E4. I'd say that is bang on.

Ah found the thread! I knew there had to be one.

Just catching up from last night and muttering under my breathe at that gaslighting bellend Harrison. How dare he?

Also Jesse, giving examples of her most annoying traits. He was so obnoxious and hurtful. I personally would find her too full on but jeez there's a way to tell her without just spewing out it all out there and then wondering why she got upset and walked off.

I feel sorry for Toy Story PJ man tomorrow, she's is literally sex obsessed, he's a lamb to the slaughter.

Miss 9.5 on a bad day, is one of those people who always states a long list of what qualities the other person must bring to the relationship without ever thinking what she'll bring to them other than her looks.

I know there is lots of editing done on shows like this but if someone says XYZ

It can't easily be edited from them saying ABC

So everything you said about Harrison is right I think

Jessie's girl was a bigger person than me cos I would have started listing all his faults.

Just watched Sandy's episode. Bloody love her.

Sweazy Harrison is the absolute pits.
I reckon he either had an attack of the flops and couldn't perform, or was a two minute wonder. Either way he doesn't want his sexual failings discussed so he's shutting the conversation down and gunning for Bronte ... 'if I fancied you then sex would be OK' kind of bullshit.

Watching Jesse sitting there while his bride trundled off with her suitcase behind him was absolute comedy gold.

Yeah at their dinner Brontë started saying about him "stopping" "then again this morning" and he shut her down straight away. So does maybe sound like he couldn't perform. Sounded like she was confused which was why she wanted to talk about it. He's a total gaslighting prick, even DH was appalled.

It's not on tonight!

100 percent Harrison couldn’t perform/failed to finish and is blaming his “lack of sexual attraction” rather than addressing the real problem……steroid use/too much porn/girl on the outside…. Take your pick!

Oh my goodness, you're right it isn't !!! didn't realise it was only Mon-Thurs

I didn't hear what he said to her when he went for a chat after ignoring her fir hours.

Can anyone tell me what he said that was so bad?

The women we've seen so far I've liked. Sex mad woman is going to make me cringe though, as is self proclaimed 9.5 out of 10 Career Barbie. The money mad Asian bride who's brothers made being possessive their whole personality might be nicer than she comes across. Self obsessed Jesse is suffering from main character syndrome. He wants to be the loud one with a little wife who will just follow. I quite like the look of the hunky Tom Ellis. Hooked already.