MAFS OZ UK starting 6 March

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Let's get started! Please no spoilers

Agreed

Harrison is appalling. Just nothing attractive about him at all. Arrogant, pumped-up twat.

I couldn’t agree more

Harrison is awful

Not sure I like Bronte much

Their honeymoon venue is surely not helping the vibe

He's obviously terrible in bed 😂

I predict harrison is involved in the wife swap

He's obviously not as gifted as he thinks. What a vile human to blame her and say he doesn't understand why she's upset as he didn't shout or anything. He's like that Bryce person from a previous series

Not holding much hope for Bronte and Harrison.....

Yep. He’s shit in bed and blaming Brontë because he knows they’ve got to discuss it on national TV.
She’s right. Either he’s a lying calling her hot or he finds her hot but a crap shag.
He was just mean about her getting emotional when he clearly said he didn’t find her hot.

What Wife Swap?! 😱😂

Harrison is a cock. A deflated cock, but a cock all the same.

And he’s a negging bastard too.

I think the truth was a bit close to home for Clare. I think she puts on a bit of a persona.
My DH does the over the top pointless comments too. It’s really annoying space filling nonsense.

I can actually really relate to Jessie...he might be MY person 😂
It's always dangerous to ask for examples of your own annoying behaviour and you'd better have thick skin if you want an honest answer!

So has Clare just bailed then?
Fair play if things were too miserable/incompatible.

Nah, the producers will talk her round. None of them have had enough air time yet. They’ll put up with it for a bit longer just so they can do something memorable.

@YellowAndGreenToBeSeen

Havent you seen mafs before? Usually half way through

Claire said she needs emotional intelligence and Jessie didn't disappoint by spectacularly failing on that front 🤣

I just said exactly that to my husband (who gives zero shits 😂)

Worried for tomorrow; neither couple looks entirely promising

Harrison is an absolute wet wipe. Can't stand him already.

I thought I recognised it.

Harisson is awful, but she was daft for sleeping with him when there was already doubt about him being honest/genuine re the story about the other woman he’s planning to go back to.

If he cheats with someone at the meet ups, let’s hope he picks the one with the weird brothers!

Harrison is actually evil. He is in this only for exposure. Acting all confused and innocent because Brontë got upset and blaming her for it? Wanker. A gaslighting wanker.

Jesse is a knob too. Claire has been very patient, and deserves much better. I hope she really has ditched him.

Jesse and Harrison make me feel physically unwell.

Not their looks - their behaviour just in case that wasn’t clear.