Love Island Winter 2023 thread 3. D'do one Ron, Ron, D'do one Ron

[TellingBone]

Title courtesy @CarpyDiem

Have at it!

I'd imagine they get some alone time to ahem...sort themselves out

So far all the girls have just gone for the strut around and lick a few boys option, props to Tanya for actually dancing a bit

I wish Danica were here.

Fab, new girl, hope shes lovely and likes Casey!

Did anyone else think Tom knew her? I thought it looked like he recognised her

Claudia couldn't walk in her heels and looks 35 but respect to anyone who can pull off an entrance to the villa in that outfit. Brava!

I agree

I thought she looked old too, much older than the others.

All Will was short of in that pirate performance was 'Hello Sailor'

Definitely. I also thing Casey and Tom swing both ways.

Same as Olivia roughly.

Oh yes. Will’s performance reminded me of the one Curtis did a few years ago

Yes I’ve just read she is 28. She looks so much older I think. She looks the same age as most of the school mums I see in the playground so about 30 to 35.

She looks in her 30's.

I hope the new girl picks first and picks Ron
I would have let Lana go ahead out to the day bed and a ron could have followed

I'm not buying Samie and Tom. Just don't.

After Shaq's telling off for 'disrespecting' him in the last task, I thought she held back during that task. I felt a bit sorry for her tbh because she could certainly get to top of the board if she was confident enough to be herself with Shaq watching.

I don't know. I think he fancies her more than the other girls because she's not that into him (because she only loves herself 😃). I think he likes that and makes more effort with her than with the other girls.

Tanya please stop screeching.

Tanya on the beds talking to jessie about what went on last night - if those were her own lashes they were lovely, she doesn't need those tarantula legs she wears!

LANA CAN GET IN THE BIN! even Tom knew she shouldn't have snogged Ron so soon after dumping casey, anyway, it needs to be a big bin so she can take Ron with her! They need to tread careful else they are getting booted as a couple - you know- that you've found what you were looking for type thing. I would def have made her go to the day bed!

Shaq was the best in the challenge...Tom's outfit gave me the ick. Trust will to get the camp pirate outfit. And then there was Ron. As sexy as a damp flannel (or rabies 🤣 sorry cant tag!).

Props to Tanya and Tanyel for no shoes...I would have to have my Bridget big pants and orthopaedic sandals on of course...I don't think it would kill the vibe. But poor Tanyal..so clearly has that big torch in the air for Ron, I feel kind of sad for her she needs someone to come in.

Miss Foggy def looks older than her years, I think the lads are all a bit young? She's probably just on there to raise her business profile...yes, I am cynical as fuck 🤣

The new woman definitely looks much older than 28. Can't see her causing much of a stir in there.

Lana and Ron - in the bin as a previous poster said. To my shock, I'm even warming up to Tom nowadays. Anyone but Ron! It's funny how none of the guys like him and were all on Casey's side. Lana and Ron deserve each other. I even prefer Olivia over Lana now.

I'm hoping Casey will wake up and go for Ellie. She's so gorgeous and quite lovely. Jordan clearly fancies Tanyel. I feel so bad for Ellie. Why doesn't anyone fancy her?!?

Olivia is very passive-aggressive. Distinct whiff of mean girl about her, despite her always playing the victim

Olivia is definitely a mean girl. To be fair, so is Samie 😂

"There was a reason I picked you" Yes, Lana, it was to gauge Ron's reaction, then screw Casey up and toss him in the bin - nice. "I feel like I've done something wrong" (I don't really but just want you all to think I do and play the victim). Cue lots of "you've just been true to yourself" bullshit from the girls. Wish the girls would be more like the boys and say it how it is, regardless of whether they're sticking up for the opposite sex.

The only thing in Ron's favour is that he doesn't appear to pluck his eyebrows. Honestly, what are they thinking? Women's eyebrows are now not as manicured but men's are? Have they not learned from our mistake?! Casey's look like he's only just started as he has an actual line of different coloured skin. They're starting to look a bit Jack Nicholson like.

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