Love Island Winter 2023 thread 3. D'do one Ron, Ron, D'do one Ron

[TellingBone]

Title courtesy @CarpyDiem

Have at it!

I think Shaq is a lovely guy. He seemed very genuine.

Bring in some new dates for Shaq!

Oh god, now I'm feeling sorry for Martin.

Tanya now just talking shit, speed bumps WTF

Martins not the brightest of men eh?

If Olivia is bottom 3 and Kai isn't, will she blame the new boy?

(I'm biassed, as I didn't like her from the off)

Oh Tanya, still talking in the present tense and seeing this as speed bump between her and Shaq. But I think he might really be out.

I feel sorry For both the Casa boys. Both basically used ...

Is Tanya blaming Shaq that if it doesn’t work it’s his fault?

God i hope Shaq doesnt walk, and Tanya doesnt try to go between the two, she doesnt seem to get what shes done.

I think he might walk. I think he was in there to find love. He really looked so sad

@Boulshired I'd say so. She's an idiot. I didn't particularly like Shaq much, but he definitely doesn't strike me as the type that would do a Davide. And I think Mr Chin Pubes is just pleased to be in the Villa, I don't think he cares that much for Tanya.

What's the betting that within 24 hours we will have a clip of Tanya saying 'I've made a mistake'.

tanya must be feeling an idiot, Shaq was never going to be open for exploring and the most enthusiasm Martin could muster was how excited he is to be in the main villa for his extended holiday.

@sianiboo cross post and definitely thinking the same

Olivia in the bin asap, I’ll vote whatever way to make that happen.
I genuinely believe Jessie likes Will, she’s a small town island girl, and as Lama said , she’d loved them but they were both so suited as they were both weird in the best way.
I’m still team Jessie & Will.
I respect that Samie is a slow burner, her accent grates but she’s not a fool.
Shaq deserves another chance he’s very emotionally mature.

if I could kick out it would be Olivia & Beau plus Tayna and wanky Martin.
9 out though is the 5 girls and 4 boys

Martin: "I'm just excited to be here I don't actually give a stuff about Tanya"

Might have just been the edit but I didn't like the way he was eyeballing Shaq.

I can't believe Tanya thinks she's the one who gets to decide if she and Shaq are done. He said it and she was like 'we'll see'. Ugh, the arrogance.

More of a 10 car pile up than a speed bump

poor Shaq

Tanya is clueless.

So, Shaq won't be won over, Martin will start giving Tanya the ick, but she has no place to go. Olivia will be stropping all over the place so Maxwell (?) will take refuge with Tanya as friends

Then next bombshells - one girl and one boy?

I would say just girls for Shaq? Not much need for females now, they'll start thinking of their end game surely?

(Not “females”).

I reckon the next (last?) two in will be girl aiming for Shaq and a boy to possibly tempt Jessie.

Claudia getting crap on Twitter, it felt like a nervous laugh. I like Cynthia but it’s not like she didn’t know he was coupled and the straddling was on her, although yes I would be embarrassed if I was her. I was hoping for Cynthia to be picked as she was nice and strong but not to be in a couple with lover boy Casey.

I'm watching on catch up.

So far:

Casey - He was always going to go back to Claudia. The girl who said they were laughing and then Claudia said they weren't and told her not to start, she backed down quickly claiming she wasn't starting? She flipping was starting!

Kai - I was surprised he recoupled, how much of a juvenile mare does Olivia look with her comments. She seems to have forgotten that she has decided to recouple and yet is giving Kai a hard time? I just can't. Terrible. The face on her when she walked in! Also her face and voice are starting to grate. Has she had her lips done?

Had to fast forward Ron and Lana. I think the producers have had words which is why he's literally changed overnight and is not fully committed. 🙄

Jessie is stunning. And so composed. I hope she's not just with Will to win and I hope his remorse is real.