Love Island Winter 2023 - Nah bruv it's Thread 2!

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I think Lana is going to be an Amy Hart and be unable to move on with anyone else.

They will 100% give Ron the option of picking Samie or Lana. I really hope he picks Samie and is at least honest he has zero loyalty to Lana at all. She will stay as Aaron will pick her. Although I will get the rage at Ron's audacity and pure disrespect in humiliating a girl he apparently had such a bond with.

I hope Ron does pick Samie but it will be horrible to watch Lana's little face unless Aaron or Spencer has picked her first and then Ron can say he was forced to pick Samie.

Nah Ron will pick Lana but continue wanting to get to know Samie and/or swivelling his head at any new girls. Although he retreated a bit last night after seeing the Tom fallout.

Lana won’t give up on Ron because she knows it will make a good story if they manage to stick through it and it will get the 1m followers and Boohoo deal.

Same as Tasha and Andrew who kept just ploughing on. Tasha was upset and doubting it when they were coming bottom in votes because her dream influencer career was at risk but after casa amor their popularity improved somehow

@LikeTearsInRain even after the “I licked her tit or whatever” quote of the season! 🤣

Tom being called 'the communal penis' 😂

"The communal penis" sounds like a good new thread title to me...

Most people online seem to think the boys should have picked, esp as the girls are giving us more drama.
Spencer and Aaron could have been dumped and no one would care.

Regardless of the odd numbers, as new guy could have been added.

'girls' should have picked!!

Apparently in the Australian LI they had a popular contestant evicted only for her to be sent on a date with two male bombshells and return.

Could be an option if someone bringing the drama is leaving

I hope they let Aaron and Spencer pick first. Lana needs a boost and to not be with Rob.
I’m hoping Zara goes, we can’t lose Tanyel.

I like Ellie and her cycling shorts too, was she the choice of bombshell with Tom in the first week that viewers chose between?

Samie looked annoyed she wasn't going to be picking who she liked after all...

At least Samie hasn't got a high pitched accent, so it could be worse.

After the argument yesterday I think Tanyel might go if the last pick is Aaron’s and it’s only Tanyel and Zara left.

I'm not sure as wasn't he disagreeing with Zara when Tanyel jumped in? I reckon he'd choose Tanyel over her.

Two new guys are going in!

Based on the profiles I think Jordan could intrigue Tanyel - and then Kai would be left out in the cold as it's pretty clear to everyone bar Kai that Samie isn't interested in him. I just hope Tanyel stays!

Two new male bombshells going in according to LI insta 🥳.

I wonder if the new boys will get a choice at the recoupling? If so, will that still leave a spare girl to be sent home? Have lost track of who's in there, there's so many.

I hope Lana gets picked by anyone other than Ron, she needs to get away from him asap!

Will is my favourite, he's probably the only man with a personality in there.

No, it would leave a spare boy I think. If the producers have brains they'll do that. As much as I'd like Zara gone, I bet they'll want her to stay.

First look is up!

Jordan is a bit of alright

Kai's face 😂

Why does it sound like Will is picking Lana? There's no way that speech can be for Jessie. Have 1 of the new boys picked Jessie? Ooooooh

Aaron chooses Jessie ? Producer led if so. Causes an 'issue' for Will and Jessie to get past.

Hmmmm. If a new boy, the numbers wouldn't work, would they? So new boys can't be picking

I guess it could be many girls with that statement. Perhaps it's Tanyel and Zara does go